| Name | Ferret (Lauren) |
| Location | Alethkar, Roshar |
| Member Since | Feb 07, 2011 |
| Votes Received | 516 |
Soooo...I get a space all about me, eh? heh.... how...interesting. I guess I should tell you about me~ Current Profile Theme: The holy vorpal ferret bird of the sun. ..:::..~*~Me~*~..:::.. 1. I'm 16 (apparently) 2. I love animals (especially imaginary ones~) 3. I'm insane, but you probably already guessed that 4. I read and write fantasy 5. My favorite authors are Brandon Sanderson, Patrick Rothfuss, Oscar Wilde, H.P. Lovecraft, and Lord Dunsany. 6. I'm a ninja! 7. I'm not really a ninja... 8. I love to write, but I also love science and math 9. I believe all the Twilight books should be burned and Stephanie Meyer should be tried for corrupting our youth, the fantasy genre, and vampires everywhere 10. I roleplay (D&D, Pathfinder, DDO, GURPS) like crazy~ *rolls d20* 11. My favorite number is 11 12. Imma Whovian 13. And finally... ╔╦═╦═╦══╦╦╗╔══╦═╗╔══╦═╦╦╦╦╦═╦╗╔╦═╦═╗ ╔╝║═╣═╠╗╔╣╩║╚╗╔╣║║║║║║═║╔╣║║╚╣║║║═╣╚╣ ║║║═╣║║║║║║║ ║║║║║║║║║║║║╠╗╠╗║╚╝║═╬╗║ ╚═╩═╩╩╝╚╝╚╩╝ ╚╝╚═╝╚╩╩╩╩╩╝╚═╩═╩══╩═╩═╝ Here's two good Mary Sue tests to see if you have a Mary Sue in your midst: http://www.ponylandpress.com/ms-test.html http://keitorinasthore.tripod.com/id7.html ..:::..~*~My Works~*~..:::.. -Main Project (on hold):: The Skies of Aurlin (74%) -Working on (kinda sorta):: Jupiter Rex, The Metalline Prophet -Short Stories:: The Manor by the Bay, Of Glass and Roses -Poetry:: Ferretsgurble, The Lords and Ladies ..:::..~*~Covers?~*~..:::.. Don't PM me for a cover unless you are a friend of mine. If I want to make covers, I will have a board.
![]() | Lordess of the DepthsThere is no government. There is no law. There is no peace. Humanity is ruled by the Northeners, a self-serving aristocracy who exercise only enough power to collect... read more |
![]() | The King's ShadowLord Renfield is an influential nobleman, eccentric enough to abandon his estates to his trusted friends, but intelligent enough to gain the trust of the king. However... read more |
![]() | Ferretsgurble |
![]() | Jupiter RexEarth exists no longer. Humanity has settled itself across the entire solar system, manipulating the souls of each planet to better suit the needs of man. As the generations g... read more |
![]() | Of Glass and RosesA retelling of Beauty and the Beast, this is the story of Villette, a huntress in France struggling to learn the secrets of her town's mysterious marquis... |
![]() | The Metalline ProphetThe world is a barren, feral wasteland, ruled by acidic rainfalls, bestial half-dragons, and strange magic not quite earthly. At the center of it all is the Imperial... read more |
![]() | The Manor by the BayWhen the wife of Harrison Archwood is murdered, he decides to leave his city-life for his family's abandoned manor in the country.... |
![]() | The Skies of Aurlin"We are not immortal." The people of Aurlin live a near perfect society. Schooled from birth to be the best of intellectuals in all aspects, housed in a cat... read more |
![]() | The Lords and LadiesMy entries for the Atty's. |
@HunnayCakes pfft. I dare you to try and kill me. @kittyheartscupcakes Now I can fly instead of just running in tunnels~!
@Ferretlp oh god. this is why all ferrets should die
@Ferretlp Ferret I'm totally jelly right (I've always wanted to say that) now you have wings!!!!!
@HunnayCakes Yes. I have become the reincarnation of the sun-god-ferret, Phoebus-ferret. Deal with it. @kittyheartscupcakes HI!
OMFG YOU TURNED BLACK. AND YOUR WINGS GOT BIGGER. //DATSNOTCOOL.
@Ferretlp Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Ferretlp IF YOU AREN'T BRUTALLY MEAN WITH MY CRITIQUE, I'LL RIP THEM OFF.
@HunnayCakes YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY WINGS ALIVE
@Ferretlp Oh please. We all know you guys can reproduce asexually, so the ferret population is slowly rising. I swear, I'll be back to rip off your wings.
@HunnayCakes I think you're forgetting what you did to my people. But I'll read the story anyway.