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Ferretlp

Name Ferret (Lauren)
Location Alethkar, Roshar
Member Since Feb 07, 2011
Votes Received 516
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Soooo...I get a space all about me, eh? heh.... how...interesting. I guess I should tell you about me~

Current Profile Theme: The holy vorpal ferret bird of the sun.

..:::..~*~Me~*~..:::..

1. I'm 16 (apparently)
2. I love animals (especially imaginary ones~)
3. I'm insane, but you probably already guessed that
4. I read and write fantasy
5. My favorite authors are Brandon Sanderson, Patrick Rothfuss, Oscar Wilde, H.P. Lovecraft, and Lord Dunsany.
6. I'm a ninja!
7. I'm not really a ninja...
8. I love to write, but I also love science and math
9. I believe all the Twilight books should be burned and Stephanie Meyer should be tried for corrupting our youth, the fantasy genre, and vampires everywhere
10. I roleplay (D&D, Pathfinder, DDO, GURPS) like crazy~ *rolls d20*
11. My favorite number is 11
12. Imma Whovian
13. And finally...

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Here's two good Mary Sue tests to see if you have a Mary Sue in your midst: 

http://www.ponylandpress.com/ms-test.html
http://keitorinasthore.tripod.com/id7.html

..:::..~*~My Works~*~..:::..

-Main Project (on hold):: The Skies of Aurlin (74%)
-Working on (kinda sorta):: Jupiter Rex, The Metalline Prophet
-Short Stories:: The Manor by the Bay, Of Glass and Roses
-Poetry:: Ferretsgurble, The Lords and Ladies

..:::..~*~Covers?~*~..:::..

Don't PM me for a cover unless you are a friend of mine. If I want to make covers, I will have a board.

Works

Lordess of the Depths

Lordess of the Depths

3 parts / 12 pages, updated May 22, 2013PG-13
There is no government. There is no law. There is no peace. Humanity is ruled by the Northeners, a self-serving aristocracy who exercise only enough power to collect... read more
13 reads votes 2 comments 0
The King's Shadow

The King's Shadow

5 parts / 22 pages, updated May 19, 2013PG-13Pictures
Lord Renfield is an influential nobleman, eccentric enough to abandon his estates to his trusted friends, but intelligent enough to gain the trust of the king. However... read more
82 reads votes 10 comments 6
Ferretsgurble

Ferretsgurble

43 parts / 11 pages, updated Apr 09, 2013PG
1,661 reads votes 149 comments 97
Jupiter Rex

Jupiter Rex

17 parts / 51 pages, updated Mar 31, 2013PG-13
Earth exists no longer. Humanity has settled itself across the entire solar system, manipulating the souls of each planet to better suit the needs of man. As the generations g... read more
729 reads votes 38 comments 29
Of Glass and Roses

Of Glass and Roses

3 parts / 16 pages, updated Dec 20, 2012PG-13PicturesCompleted
A retelling of Beauty and the Beast, this is the story of Villette, a huntress in France struggling to learn the secrets of her town's mysterious marquis...
126 reads votes 10 comments 4
The Metalline Prophet

The Metalline Prophet

5 parts / 20 pages, updated Nov 22, 2012PG-13Pictures
The world is a barren, feral wasteland, ruled by acidic rainfalls, bestial half-dragons, and strange magic not quite earthly. At the center of it all is the Imperial... read more
299 reads votes 23 comments 13
The Manor by the Bay

The Manor by the Bay

13 pages, updated Oct 30, 2012PG-13Completed
When the wife of Harrison Archwood is murdered, he decides to leave his city-life for his family's abandoned manor in the country....
170 reads votes 26 comments 15
The Skies of Aurlin

The Skies of Aurlin

22 parts / 94 pages, updated Oct 27, 2012PG-13Pictures
"We are not immortal." The people of Aurlin live a near perfect society. Schooled from birth to be the best of intellectuals in all aspects, housed in a cat... read more
4,378 reads votes 216 comments 161
The Lords and Ladies

The Lords and Ladies

10 parts / 5 pages, updated Sep 13, 2012PG-13PicturesCompleted
My entries for the Atty's.
500 reads votes 42 comments 11

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Ferretlp
Ferretlp

19 minutes ago
@HunnayCakes pfft. I dare you to try and kill me. 

@kittyheartscupcakes Now I can fly instead of just running in tunnels~!
HunnayCakes
HunnayCakes

17 hours ago
@Ferretlp oh god.

this is why all ferrets should die
kittyheartscupcakes
kittyheartscupc...

17 hours ago
@Ferretlp Ferret I'm totally jelly right (I've always wanted to say that) now you have wings!!!!! 
Ferretlp
Ferretlp

17 hours ago
@HunnayCakes Yes. I have become the reincarnation of the sun-god-ferret, Phoebus-ferret.

Deal with it. 

@kittyheartscupcakes HI!
HunnayCakes
HunnayCakes

1 day ago
OMFG YOU TURNED BLACK. AND YOUR WINGS GOT BIGGER.

//DATSNOTCOOL.
@Ferretlp Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HunnayCakes
HunnayCakes

1 week ago
@Ferretlp IF YOU AREN'T BRUTALLY MEAN WITH MY CRITIQUE, I'LL RIP THEM OFF.
Ferretlp
Ferretlp

1 week ago
@HunnayCakes YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY WINGS ALIVE
HunnayCakes
HunnayCakes

1 week ago
@Ferretlp Oh please. We all know you guys can reproduce asexually, so the ferret population is slowly rising.

I swear, I'll be back to rip off your wings.
Ferretlp
Ferretlp

1 week ago
@HunnayCakes I think you're forgetting what you did to my people.

But I'll read the story anyway. 

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@HunnayCakes Well, it would be significantly easier to critique if, ya know, there was a chapter one or something. Just saying. *pulls wings closer*
Wind Damage

I'm here! Just like I said I would. Okay, so, first let me say that I really like the writing style. Flowery, but not overbearing. Many of the...
Wind Damage

So after reading this, I think you're writing is pretty good (especially compared to a lot of people on this site), but I also think your...
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@silversnow You're welcome ^u^ Honestly, the best thing you can do is keep writing and getting more practice, so that you can refine your writing...
Puppet Love

@silversnow Thanks for the compliments ^u^ I'm glad you enjoyed it. Though, on the chapter length issue, while I can see why readers might turn...
The King's Shadow

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