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Hi, I'm Aperson and yes I have an odd sense of humor. I also have a life so I won't be spending alot of time on the internet.
 I'm all for swapping reads so if you ask me to read your work, have the courtesy to the same- if I ever post anything that is.
 As for the things I like:
I like breathing
I like living
I like eating
I like trying to rhyme
I like thinking I'm funny

If I could draw, I'd be a cartoonist but I can't draw to save my life.... I don't get that phrase 'to my life '. Why would anyone ask you to draw to save someone's life? What would you draw, a lifeline? 
I'm hilarious, aren't I? All those who agree get fanned on the spot. I just thought of a joke concerning spots but I'll tell you later.
 Enough of this, I'm sure you want to get on with your life.


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The Butchered series ( a parody )

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