I AM THAT IS

I'm just your average dragonborn slaying, templar hunting, krabby patty making, lord of the dark side also I'm divergent ssshhheeeeesssshhh don't tell the erudite or else I'll have to get my stormcloaks to hunt you down with my tardis then I'll eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti sheesh muggles am I right?

P.s I am that is

P.p.s if you don't get any of these just leave.