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Name Megan Reid
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The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You DON'T! 
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93% of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
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✔ Still waiting for the doctor's results

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"One cries because one is sad. For example: I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad."
-Sheldon Cooper.


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@funcow Thank you! Uh, it's been awhile, but I'm pretty sure you just click the edit button on your profile page.
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