Emma

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My favorite food is pizza

I love the color purple

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth

Zayn is my favorite member of One Direction

I love monkeys

When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months

I hate the green gummy bears

"Do or do not, there is no try" -Yoda from The Empire Strikes Back

I am afraid of the dark

I still sleep with my stuffed bunny

Cats can hear ultrasound

"If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down." -Bernie Focker from Meet the Fockers

When I have a son I will name him Zayn

If I could have any super power I would want to fly

My favorite movie is Talladega Nights and I know EVERY line of it

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets

"Why would I speak for you? I don't even know your language." -Bender from The Breakfast Club

I think Anti-Jokes are funnier than real jokes

I am the oldest child in my family

Children grow faster in the springtime

If I could be a celebrity for a day I would be Taylor Swift

"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about not listening to her or something, I don't know, I wasn't paying attention." -Harry Dunne from Dumb and Dumber

I always tell the McDonald's workers my name is Lakisha because they don't know how to spell it on my ticket

If I could buy anything in the world I would buy a box of chocolate Twinkies

You burn more calories sleeping than watching TV

I don't know how to write anything other than my name in cursive

"Hate to break it to you friend, but uh...you're balloon's gettin' ready to pop. And that balloon is full of your own butt toots." -Marty Huggins from The Campain

My favorite subject is English 

I like annoying adults, especially teachers

If I don't like someone I will think about them more than people I do like

Diet Coke was invented in 1982