Okay, so let's keep this simple.
-I'm an avid gofler. Almost addicted if that doesn't sound too weird, and I don't mean to brag, but I do have the sexiest swing in the western hemisphere ;)
-Rush and R.E.M are the greatest bands to ever walk the Earth.
-I'm very unflappable and sarcastic. Think Nick from Left 4 Dead 2, or Peter Highman from "Due Date." Yup..that's me.
-I don't care to much for fan fiction, or sappy romace. I'm more of a thriller, dark plot kind of guy. I'll also read anything humorous that you throw at meh.
-Any other questions? Call my laywer.
FARLEY: Wait...you can act?
WOODCOCK...Yes Farley, i'm not Kristen Stewart.
PETER: Wait, so Ethan Tremblay is your stage name?
PETER: I see. And what is your real name?
ETHAN: Ethan Chase. But it doesn't sound like the name of an actor.
PETER: Ethan Chase sounds like the name of an actor, Ethan Tremblay doesn't make an goddamn sense. It's weird. Sounds like it was made up.
ETHAN: But I did make it up.
PETER: Ethan, I know you made it up, it's your fucking stage name!
HARRY: So it says here that you insert the rod into the first small hole.
LIAM: That's what she...
HARRY: If you say, "That's what she said" one more time I swear to God i'm going to pop you.
Dan Gutman, Shirley Jackson, Tim Burton, William Shakespeare, Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, James Patterson, Edgar Allan Poe, J. K. Rowling, Jordan Sonnenblick, Jeanne DuPrau, Anne Rice, C. S. Lewis, J. J. Abrams, Saki, John Steinbeck, and James Cameron.