Status: Need...ideas...for something... (1 month ago)
| Name | Dylan |
| Location | not specified |
| Member Since | Aug 13, 2011 |
| Votes Received | 119 |
Okay, so let's keep this simple. -I'm an avid gofler. Almost addicted if that doesn't sound too weird, and I don't mean to brag, but I do have the sexiest swing in the western hemisphere ;) -Rush and R.E.M are the greatest bands to ever walk the Earth. -I'm very unflappable and sarcastic. Think Nick from Left 4 Dead 2, or Peter Highman from "Due Date." Yup..that's me. -I don't care to much for fan fiction, or sappy romace. I'm more of a thriller, dark plot kind of guy. I'll also read anything humorous that you throw at meh. -Any other questions? Call my laywer. *Favorite Quotes* FARLEY: Wait...you can act? WOODCOCK...Yes Farley, i'm not Kristen Stewart. *** PETER: Wait, so Ethan Tremblay is your stage name? ETHAN: Yes. PETER: I see. And what is your real name? ETHAN: Ethan Chase. But it doesn't sound like the name of an actor. PETER: Ethan Chase sounds like the name of an actor, Ethan Tremblay doesn't make an goddamn sense. It's weird. Sounds like it was made up. ETHAN: But I did make it up. PETER: Ethan, I know you made it up, it's your fucking stage name! *** HARRY: So it says here that you insert the rod into the first small hole. LIAM: That's what she... HARRY: If you say, "That's what she said" one more time I swear to God i'm going to pop you. *** WRITING INFLUENCES: Dan Gutman, Shirley Jackson, Tim Burton, William Shakespeare, Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, James Patterson, Edgar Allan Poe, J. K. Rowling, Jordan Sonnenblick, Jeanne DuPrau, Anne Rice, C. S. Lewis, J. J. Abrams, Saki, John Steinbeck, and James Cameron.
Works
 | Blackfield Asylum3 parts / 10 pages, updated Sep 25, 2012 The stories of the inmates in the Blackfield Asylum, and the mysterious, good looking man named Ponsonby who appears to grant only one of their many wishes.  226 reads  8  6 |
 | A Psychic in The Philippines 4 pages, updated Jan 25, 2012 Ladies and gentlemen, what you are about to read is a true story that happened to yours truly (me) over this past summer. I debated for a long time about posti... read more 326 reads 14 16 |
 | The Rush 4 pages, updated Dec 08, 2011 After spending years going through what they call "incomprehendable hell", four guys, Michael, Vince, Jonathan, and Seth scheme to do something big. Something unforgettable. Something for...The Rush. 104 reads 5 4 |
 | The Toy Barn Encounter 2 pages, updated Oct 28, 2011 Al had been the esteemed owner of "Al's Toy Barn" for over a decade. The parents love him, and of course the kids love him even more. And in return Al loves kids too...excep a little too much. 170 reads 11 8 |
 | Ballad of an Algebra Student 2 pages, updated Oct 21, 2011 It's a common fact that sixty seven percent of American students consider algebra to be their toughest subject. Of course their teachers probably aren't like the one in this ballad... 379 reads 31 23 |
 | Ballad of an Ex-Cheerleader 2 pages, updated Oct 15, 2011 Just one thing to consider; this short story is not about anything you'd expect. The title could be considered misleading to a degree, but nevertheless we hear ... read more 212 reads 15 14 |
 | The Crazy Teacher 2 pages, updated Sep 01, 2011 "One day now forgotten; I was rather calm, not begotten. My life was simplicit, not sadistic." Let's get one thing straight, the man in this story is NOT mad. O... read more 418 reads 24 11 |
 | iZombie (A Story About Normailty) 3 pages, updated Aug 15, 2011 Cassidy Sawchuck is perfectly normal, except for one thing...she enjoys listening to music. TOO MUCH music. Cassidy feels this act makes her abnormal, however she finds out that being a little abnormal is maybe not such a bad thing. 175 reads 11 3 |
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Lottei
8 months ago
@DylanCollins haha!! Sorry about that o.O hmm, how are you?
DylanCollins
8 months ago
@Lottei Well that's quite an interesting introduction ;) Hi to you too. and um...bye...?
Lottei
8 months ago
o.O I like your 'About Me' thing...haha I'm left-handed too!! ..uhh..yesterday, I was doing golf and I got a hole in one :) Eh, I can't think of anything else to say, other than Hi, so yeah, Hi!! :) ...bye?
JellyGHope
9 months ago
Your ballads are good And I should know My dad is a poet Also you know
Clarity_Shady
1 year ago
this is what I expected from a Stephen King and James Patterson fan. Same as me :D
DylanCollins
1 year ago
@murderella Haha. You seem like a devoted fan XD
murderella
1 year ago
I can't stop reading The Crazy Teacher. I've read it for like... six times? ahehehe
Lottei
1 year ago
i totally agree with the good sir below this comment! >^-.-^<
rafzkie
1 year ago
@DylanCollins You're absolutely right.. :))
DylanCollins
1 year ago
@rafzkie You don't know how happy that makes me to hear you say that =). I think i'm going to cry...;) And yes, your work as well is generally overlooked. I feel the teenage romance stories and fantasy tend to dominate Wattpad, but it doesn't matter, all great authors struggle before they reach sucess right? =)
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Ah, I love,it! The connection between Patrick and his father is what drives the entire plot. Not to mention the hatred and realization of his...The Making of a Monster
You know the fact that i'm 17 causes me to relate to this. This is by far the best poem of this entire collection. Love it, please do more work...
Human Conflict
You have the ability to write poetry like Shakespeare has the ability to stand the test of time. (Powerful similie eh?) Keep up the poetry, I...
Human Conflict
@Brioniexxx I would be more than happy =)
Ballad of an Algebra Student
Okay, I think you have officially mastered poetry. I loved it! Please write more =)
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