Status: Hey guys I'm getting back into writing my stories again so hopefully soon I can start up on chapter 4 of the story everyone has been waiting on and I might be starting a new one as well we'll see how things go but in the meantime since Ian dumped the work on me I might need some help with the story. If you are interested hit me up and we'll talk. Okay thanks love you guys bye!!!! <3 :) -Branda (4 weeks ago)

DirtyPair

Name Ian&Branda
Location Dancing with that pole! Whoo! ;3
Birthday Feb 14
Member Since Feb 13, 2012
Votes Received 158
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Hiiiii!!!!! This is DirtyPair coming at you!!!(Ian in parentheses) I'm(branda)dashes-!!! With some new stuff!!!! That'll rock your socks!!! We're somewhat new to wattpad. We're perverted and proud of it!!!! We hope that our stories will make you cum in your pants ;) ;)  We're already working on a story soo hopefully it'll be up soon. Now a little about us.@Marybeth7 IS MY HOE! FUCK WITH HER YOU DIE SLOW AND PAINFULLY. >=)@Emoangle13 IS A PRETTY AWESOME CHICK! WE LIKE HER. SHE'S COOLIO. xD 

We're weird,random,ultra perverted, and bi. 
You gotta problem with it, 1.Why are you on our page? 2.Get off you homophobic twat! 3.Go suck one lol :)
We're sarcastic smartasses soo I guess your just going to have to deal.@pinkpoly17!!!! This chick is freakin awesome!!! I love her don't fuck wit her! >:) Oh yeah. There is 1 girl-Branda-and 1 guy(Ian)on here. I-Branda-is always on here managing the profile and thanking the fans if you haven't seen our trademark thank yous on other ppls pros lol. :)

----///-\\\----if you have ever felt
 ---|||--|||---ALONE 
 ---|||--|||---HATED
 ---|||--|||---SUICIDAL
----\\\-///----APATHETIC
-----\\///-----DEPRESSED
-----///\------UNWANTED
----///\\\-----or just felt pain
---///--\\\----PUT THIS ON UR PROFILE AND HELP SOME1 OUT WHO FEELS THAT WAY. PEOPLE NEED 2 KNOW THAT THEY ARE NOT ALONE!

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When He Bites, I Howl

When He Bites, I Howl

3 parts / 5 pages, updated Sep 23, 2012RPictures
1,859 reads votes 74 comments 73
Trapped In Darkness

Trapped In Darkness

7 parts / 2 pages, updated Apr 22, 2012G
641 reads votes 59 comments 42
Ian's poetry

Ian's poetry

2 parts / 1 page, updated Mar 15, 2012
333 reads votes 25 comments 13
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DirtyPair
DirtyPair

1 month ago
@Rainbowdell Hehe. Sup! And it's from Teen Wolf. *drool*-Branda
rainbowdellsky
rainbowdellsky

1 month ago
heyyyy hahah im bi too , so is mah girlfriend@niallersprincess749 obiviously ... haha anyways I like your background where is it from?
DirtyPair
DirtyPair

1 month ago
@TokioHotelLover24 Winterguard practices.
@DirtyPair why sore
DirtyPair
DirtyPair

1 month ago
@TokioHotelLover24 Tired and sore as hell. lol.
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3 months ago
@DirtyPair how are u :)
DirtyPair
DirtyPair

3 months ago
@DirtyPair Dude really. A bit a forewarning would've been great. >_> -Branda
DirtyPair
DirtyPair

3 months ago
@TokioHotelLover24 Hello. :)
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3 months ago
Hey
alabamarules
alabamarules

3 months ago
@DirtyPair  yaya ^~^

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