About

Hello poppet, I'm Elena, but call me El.
16 years old from the uneventful state of Queensland, completely boring here for me.

Things about me you ought to know!
- I love grape fanta.
- My favourite thing about me are my eyes.
- Don't usually like to say this, but I'm really bad at deliberately making people feel bad, it's not in my nature.
- I hate eating.
- I'm self conscious as fuck.
- Literally hate any kind of horror movie.
- My music taste varies by the weather.
- I've been diagnosed with major depression.
- I'm quite short and have no intention of growing, my height suits my lifestyle.
- I'm a real winter girl; totally addicted to the cold, love my jeans, beanies, jumpers etc.
- I hate hate hate summer. Yuck.
- I have a traumatizing fear of underground parking. Yeah I know, stupid me. But it's actually legit, I start freaking out and my stomach churns and my parents have to park somewhere else.
- If I think of anymore, I'll keep you updated.

I'm socially awkward when you first meet me. I'm Atheist, sarcastically funny, not the most unattractive bitch there ever lived and my skin's really translucent. My eyes are wide and remind my friends of 'dinner plates'.  I'm just me, honest (:

Auf Weidersen, love! XOXO.
  • Location:
    Stupid Narnia...
  • Joined:
    4 years ago

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3 Published Works

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