Status: Thinking through the next episode of The Smell Collector (11 months ago)

DavidHillBurns

Name David Burns
Location Norman, Oklahoma
Member Since May 10, 2012
Votes Received 207
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I'm a software developer for a big federal government agency that keeps airplanes from falling out of the sky.  I have kids and a wife.  I have an identical twin and I'm the evil one.

I have a deep-seated need to be appreciated as a writer and am likely to become hysterical and  violent if I don't receive regular praise.  So please, for the sake of my family and coworkers, vote for me.

Works

The Smell Collector

The Smell Collector

44 parts / 23 pages, updated Jul 31, 2012PG-13Pictures
He cares little for people, except for Mother and his would-be childhood sweetheart...that is until he meets Marie; a woman with an irresistible scent. New episodes every week.
2,741 reads votes 93 comments 19
Bay City Runaway

Bay City Runaway

10 parts / 10 pages, updated Jun 25, 2012PG-13Pictures
Brian Roberts is a lonely drunk living a few blocks from San Francisco’s China Town. One night he finds a girl at his doorstep, a young runaway, and his life takes a turn.
2,160 reads votes 43 comments 38
Lenten Man

Lenten Man

1 page, updated Jun 19, 2012PG
28 reads votes 2 comments 3
Corndog Angel

Corndog Angel

2 pages, updated May 25, 2012PGCompleted
Inspired by true events. In a night of revelry, three men decide to pass out a pile of corndogs to people on the street.
229 reads votes 19 comments 19
Dignity for the Dead

Dignity for the Dead

1 page, updated May 25, 2012PGCompleted
A man faces death in a drowned mole
19 reads votes 3 comments 2
Try the Salsa, Y'all!

Try the Salsa, Y'all!

1 page, updated May 17, 2012PG-13Completed
Hotel food service worker gets out of control
118 reads votes 11 comments 8
Lingering

Lingering

6 parts / 4 pages, updated May 12, 2012PGCompleted
Connor notices emotional disturbances in his daughter. He senses something lingering...
327 reads votes 14 comments 10
Lost and Found Street Hustle

Lost and Found Street Hustle

1 page, updated May 11, 2012PG-13Completed
A bizarre encounter with a homeless man satisfies an out-of-towner's desire to wander.
71 reads votes 4 comments 6
Growl and Thump

Growl and Thump

1 page, updated May 11, 2012PG-13Completed
The roar of a van and the thump of rock and roll music gives a girl a preview of things to come
30 reads votes 2 comments 2
Cheap Irish Whiskey

Cheap Irish Whiskey

2 pages, updated May 11, 2012PG-13Completed
A lonely man finds love over a glass of whiskey
75 reads votes 6 comments 7
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i_love_dean
i_love_dean

11 months ago
http://www.wattpad.com/4971739-always-be-mine

promise u'll <3 it. unless romance is'nt ur thing ;D
DavidHillBurns
DavidHillBurns

11 months ago
Read the latest from The Smell Collector  http://www.wattpad.com/5246251-the-smell-collector-38-profile-complete
DavidHillBurns
DavidHillBurns

11 months ago
@LillyWilly Ha!  Thanks for fanning.
LillyWilly
LillyWilly

11 months ago
I fanned because I just love your blunt honesty! You're awesome, good sir. It's hard to find truly honest people these days and I salute you! :D 
Kayanna
Kayanna

11 months ago
wow wanted to say hey check out my book four fantasies butafter reading about you i sense disturbance lolzz good look in everything you do
QuillKeeper
QuillKeeper

11 months ago
@DavidHillBurns Aye Aye, Captain!
DavidHillBurns
DavidHillBurns

11 months ago
@EmanZabi yup. now get to work. I want more Deception.
QuillKeeper
QuillKeeper

11 months ago
Thanks for becoming a fan!
DavidHillBurns
DavidHillBurns

11 months ago
******************************NOTICE*********************************************
Bay City Runaway - just 10 more reads to get to 1000.  For those of you who like round numbers, please round me up to 1000.
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DavidHillBurns
DavidHillBurns

11 months ago
Read the latest from The Smell Collector.  it's a doozy  http://www.wattpad.com/4998396-the-smell-collector-37-and-this-is-how-it-went

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@fallinwithoutwarning No promises. I know longer have the free time. I like these characters and their relationship. It would be a shame not to...
Bay City Runaway

@JacquelineSorbet Thanks
Corndog Angel

I take unique as a complement. It's not easy to come up with something unique.
The Smell Collector

Ha ha. Glad you enjoyed it!
Try the Salsa, Y'all!

@AlexisSims Good times. Good times. When hairspray became illegal and hair spritz was queen.
Bay City Runaway