Status: Thinking through the next episode of The Smell Collector (11 months ago)
| Name | David Burns |
| Location | Norman, Oklahoma |
| Member Since | May 10, 2012 |
| Votes Received | 207 |
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I'm a software developer for a big federal government agency that keeps airplanes from falling out of the sky. I have kids and a wife. I have an identical twin and I'm the evil one. I have a deep-seated need to be appreciated as a writer and am likely to become hysterical and violent if I don't receive regular praise. So please, for the sake of my family and coworkers, vote for me.
Works
 | The Smell Collector44 parts / 23 pages, updated Jul 31, 2012 He cares little for people, except for Mother and his would-be childhood sweetheart...that is until he meets Marie; a woman with an irresistible scent. New episodes every week.  2,741 reads  93  19 |
 | Bay City Runaway10 parts / 10 pages, updated Jun 25, 2012 Brian Roberts is a lonely drunk living a few blocks from San Francisco’s China Town. One night he finds a girl at his doorstep, a young runaway, and his life takes a turn. 2,160 reads 43 38 |
 | Lenten Man 1 page, updated Jun 19, 2012  28 reads 2 3 |
 | Corndog Angel 2 pages, updated May 25, 2012 Inspired by true events. In a night of revelry, three men decide to pass out a pile of corndogs to people on the street. 229 reads 19 19 |
 | Dignity for the Dead 1 page, updated May 25, 2012 A man faces death in a drowned mole 19 reads 3 2 |
 | Try the Salsa, Y'all! 1 page, updated May 17, 2012 Hotel food service worker gets out of control 118 reads 11 8 |
 | Lingering6 parts / 4 pages, updated May 12, 2012 Connor notices emotional disturbances in his daughter. He senses something lingering... 327 reads 14 10 |
 | Lost and Found Street Hustle 1 page, updated May 11, 2012 A bizarre encounter with a homeless man satisfies an out-of-towner's desire to wander. 71 reads 4 6 |
 | Growl and Thump 1 page, updated May 11, 2012 The roar of a van and the thump of rock and roll music gives a girl a preview of things to come 30 reads 2 2 |
 | Cheap Irish Whiskey 2 pages, updated May 11, 2012 A lonely man finds love over a glass of whiskey 75 reads 6 7 |
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i_love_dean
11 months ago
http://www.wattpad.com/4971739-always-be-mine promise u'll <3 it. unless romance is'nt ur thing ;D
DavidHillBurns
11 months ago
Read the latest from The Smell Collector http://www.wattpad.com/5246251-the-smell-collector-38-profile-complete
DavidHillBurns
11 months ago
@LillyWilly Ha! Thanks for fanning.
LillyWilly
11 months ago
I fanned because I just love your blunt honesty! You're awesome, good sir. It's hard to find truly honest people these days and I salute you! :D
Kayanna
11 months ago
wow wanted to say hey check out my book four fantasies butafter reading about you i sense disturbance lolzz good look in everything you do
QuillKeeper
11 months ago
@DavidHillBurns Aye Aye, Captain!
DavidHillBurns
11 months ago
@EmanZabi yup. now get to work. I want more Deception.
QuillKeeper
11 months ago
Thanks for becoming a fan!
DavidHillBurns
11 months ago
******************************NOTICE********************************************* Bay City Runaway - just 10 more reads to get to 1000. For those of you who like round numbers, please round me up to 1000. ************************************************************************************
DavidHillBurns
11 months ago
Read the latest from The Smell Collector. it's a doozy http://www.wattpad.com/4998396-the-smell-collector-37-and-this-is-how-it-went
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@fallinwithoutwarning No promises. I know longer have the free time. I like these characters and their relationship. It would be a shame not to...Bay City Runaway
@JacquelineSorbet Thanks
Corndog Angel
I take unique as a complement. It's not easy to come up with something unique.
The Smell Collector
Ha ha. Glad you enjoyed it!
Try the Salsa, Y'all!
@AlexisSims Good times. Good times. When hairspray became illegal and hair spritz was queen.
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