|Member Since||May 10, 2012|
I'm a software developer for a big federal government agency that keeps airplanes from falling out of the sky. I have kids and a wife. I have an identical twin and I'm the evil one. I have a deep-seated need to be appreciated as a writer and am likely to become hysterical and violent if I don't receive regular praise. So please, for the sake of my family and coworkers, vote for me.