About

Depending on what you believe in I might be a gooey alien living underground in my big tank with internet for only means of communication with the outer world. I could also be a giant zombie dragon. Or a shrimp, but only on Wednesday. 
Or I could be a twenty-two year old girl, getting her master's degree in English literature (cuz I want people to call me Master), using Kay Darali as her pen name (Kay's my nickname cause my full name is long, and Darali comes from DARknessAndLIght), with French as her first language, that absolutely loves to read and write but has an hectic life so doesn't upload as often as she used to.
I'm from that specie that thinks they're always right and own everything and if anything or anyone disagrees we'll destroy them and pee on their ashes. Claude Gauvreau is a big inspiration, I mean, when I'm on acid. I don't think the Earth is in danger, I think the humans are. And I don't always make sense 'cause like Augustus Waters, "my thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations."


Word of the day : gymnophoria

Quote of the day: “Sometimes I turn around and catch the smell of you and I cannot go on I cannot fucking go on without expressing this terrible so fucking awful physical aching fucking longing I have for you."

UPLOADING SCHEDULE :

In Between Dallas and Austin - August 19th
The Spawns - August 22nd
The Smirking Jerk - August 29th



Facebook here: http://www.facebook.com/KayDaraliOnWattpad
Instagram here: http://instagram.com/kaydarali

Also, DO NOT ASK ME TO READ YOUR STORY. I would love to be able to but I simply don't have the time. Also, I don't follow for follow, so don't ask me to follow you. It defeats the true purpose of becoming a follower in my mind and it gives me even less the desire to follow you or to read your stuff. Demands will be deleted, as simple as that.


DFTBA


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Reading Lists


27 Published Works

Featured work.

Life in Paintings

Social data: 44.7K reads. 1.9K votes. 417 comments.

Description: "I must have hit my head a lot harder than I had anticipated, or maybe breathe too much smoke because this is definitely nut-case crazy. Or a very creepy dream that feels way too real for my own good. I can pat my subconscious on the back for that o...

#11 in Historical Fiction #15 in Horror

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In Between Dallas and Austin

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The Smirking Jerk (Blake's POV)

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I Sold Myself to the Devil for Vinyls... Pitiful I Know (slowly editing)

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