This is how i get laid Me: You remind me of my little toe Hot girl/guy: Why cause im small and cute? Me: No cause ill bang you on my coffee table later Hot girl/guy- *laughs* mhhm we will see *holds my hand* Me: Off we go ;) Next one ... Me: The word of the day is LEGS ... lets go to my place and spread the word ;) Girl: *10minuts later* Ohhhhhhh **Seriously it works** ~ The name is Ky ... short and simple ~ Im 16 going on 17 ~ Bisexual but im really gay ;) ~ Im like a secret nerd i love books <3 ~ Im one of them assholes who find evreything dirty .... so sorry for taking shit the wrong way ~ Weed is ma buddeeehhhhhh ~ If i flirt with you dont actually mean i like you but ill let you know if i do ;) ~ I live for sex ... ~ Im not one for comitment u never know though ~ Im straight forward ... dont give a fuck for yur feelings unless ur important @WhenSkittlesAttack >> My real life stoner buddeehhhh wer little fucktards always causin havoc ... she so damn fine i get a boner thinking of her;) if i did comitment she wud so be my girl ... anyways DONT upset or hurt her ill fucking chop ur tits off nd shove em so high up ur ass i doubt ill get my hand out ;) FAN HER Hmu? ask me anything ill reply
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