Hey there. You've stumbled upon the page of a wannabe actor - may God have mercy on you!
So, about me: I act, write, sing, go crazy at innocent bystanders, that sort of thing. I like Elliot Minor, drinking tea at Tchai Ovna (How stereotypically British of me), spending time with friends, and shouting at motorists who don't use their indicators!
I'm a nice person, feel free to message me. I swear I won't be all "You're a crazy stalker creep" at you - unless you ask me for naked pics, then I will be all "You're a crazy stalker creep". So yeah, chat to me whenever. Ask me whatever. I'll be cool with it.
As much as I hate to disappoint, I'm painfully bad at flirting. It's one of the few times I find myself uncertain of what to say. So, Ladies and Gentleman, do bear this in mind.
If you want to stalk me elsewhere, please feel free, you can find me on twitter:@containsmenace, or kik me:@containsmenace - I'm just so creative with so many different names, huh? :-)
Assuming you've read through all that, you deserve cake - go buy yourself some and pretend it was from me. And if you like reading, then scroll down, read my stuff, and if you like it, I may actually buy you a cupcake.