CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Listen up little punk bitches.
This is Mo's Wattpad, and my name is Ami, I'll be your tour guide this evening.
Read her poetry, it's below this.
After you've done that, fan her.
After you've done that...
FUCK OFF, Ya whiney ninnies, she doesn't like you.
I, Ami, am her only best friend ever, you stand no chance of taking my place (she loves me for my body really, god i'm so fucking sexy). Her hair is perfect. Her eyes are perfect. Her laugh is perfect. Her boobs are perfect.
You have no chance, go away. She only goes for the badass, drug abusing, alcoholic prostitutes (like me), so just.. piss off.
Okay. Thank you.
To the left, and right, in the background, you'll see a picture of her best friend, and his sock.
Please do feel free to print out the background and fap to it, you know you want to.
Peace, little toddlers.