Status: Off to camp. See ya, suckers! (10 months ago)

Chanterelle

Name Slartibartfast
Location Far, far away from you.
Member Since Nov 10, 2011
Votes Received 5
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Wattpad just deleted my about me.
Bleh.
Konnichiwa. I'm Chanterelle. Mortals call me Angela. I am a 14 year old homeschooler. If you have an issue with my school choice, PM me. I'll debate. And I'll win. Why? Because I'm one of those people who always wins debates. Get used to it.

I'm sort of a mean person, and I've been known for being blunt. I'll tell the truth, and if I'm lying, pray I continue. I've been called "witty" "intelligent" "hilarious" and "awesome beyond belief". However, this is mostly a lie. I happen to be a geek, an author, an introvert, a shoulder to cry on, and a chronic procrastinator. I also tend to go completely psycho protective if you insult my friends, so I wouldn't do that if I were you. I happen to believe that most teenagers are about at the level of a cell- the lowest form that can still carry out the basic processes of life.

I am a prolific author, and tend to write more than the alloted amount. I blog, write lengthy text messages, emails, novels (Candace and Jack's Adventures in Hell, Burning Hope, 3saarbb, Reaper, Jade's Book, etc.), long about me pages, and write first, second, and third drafts of my tweets. I also happen to rant a lot, and I will and can confuse people into giving up. 

The "emo" stereotype bugs the heck out of me. I am not and never will be "emo". Whether or not I SI is my own dang business and cannot be stuffed into the stereotype of black haired eyelined "trendy" people.


And now I'm off to entertain myself with D&D books, and homework. Possibly piano if I have time for it. Piano > food. Piano > sleep. Piano > social life. Piano > Western Civ homework.
Toodleoo.

Works

Dear You....

Dear You....

1 page, updated Jan 04, 2012G
tags / letters
30 reads votes 2 comments 1
Love Me

Love Me

1 page, updated Nov 27, 2011PGCompleted
Meh poetry. Meh meaning "inadequate" "not so good" "crappy" and "what I wrote during my breakdown a couple days ago". Meh can also be the incorrect spelling of "me", but we'll leave that alone. Enjoy.
32 reads votes 2 comments 1
Three Sailormen and a Rubber Band Boat

Three Sailormen and a Rubber Band Boat

2 pages, updated Nov 14, 2011G
33 reads votes 1 comments 0

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EmilyCreate
EmilyCreate

8 months ago
Hey Angie I got ur letter ;) (it's ur pen-pal not a stalker lol) I fanned you :DD
@Chanterelle aww :)
Chanterelle
Chanterelle

1 year ago
@musicneedstobelouder you're back! *day has just been made*
@Chanterelle Oh x)
Chanterelle
Chanterelle

1 year ago
Snarky... Sort of like sarcasm, only more general. 
@Chanterelle ...snarky? :3
Chanterelle
Chanterelle

1 year ago
@musicneedstobelouder  Oh, I'm very good at making grumpy about me pages. XD It's one of my many talents. Right up there with procrastinating and being snarky.
Your about me sounds kinda cranky... :3 please don't bite my head off
Chanterelle
Chanterelle

1 year ago
@Imiserableatbest  Yes, yes I do. XD
Hey! I didn't know you had a wattpad wow :)