CateyBug123

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Name	SHHH! It's a special secret.
Location	The Land Of Milk And Cookies...and Muffins
Member Since	Nov 08, 2011
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Dear anyone who cares (and/or) my minions, I live in a special land called...never mind I can't tell you cause its classified and inner me said it’s a bad idea to tell you. Not all of you can be trusted *narrows eyes and licks muffin* Inner me is mean. Aren’t you inner me? 
'I refuse to be dragged into this.'
See. Inner me has serious emotional problems.
'I Do not!'
Denial is the first sign, you know. You should get that checked out...
'YOU’RE THE ONE ON MEDICATION!'
Shhh! That's a special secret! Only my muffin minions know about that! Also my red squirrels, maybe my fishy..
'I'm leaving.'
Wait! Baby come back! You can blame it all on meeeeeeeee!
'Nope. Not even Player will change my mind.'
I was wrong! And I just can’t live without yooooouuu!
'You sound like a dying parrot...'
ALL DAY LONG, WEARING A MASK OF FALSE BRAVADO! BUT AS THE SUN GOES DOWN, I GET THAT EMPTY FEELING AGAIN-
'OKAY! Okay....I’m back. Just please..for the love of all that is good and holy. Stop.Singing.You'll wake the damn dead...'
*evil grin* You owe me 20 bucks Fred! Told you he'd come back! 
'You made a bet?'
Ummmm......THE MUFFIN MADE ME DO IT!
‘Please….please take your medication.’
I can’t! My imaginary friends said the medication is bad
‘The medication is not bad. Take the damn meds’ 
Tsk Tsk. Such language inner me! You have emotional problems. 
‘What? No. It’s you that has-’ 
Hey! I bet you have that disorder that makes you crazy! *gasp* Just like me! 
‘NO.NO I don’t! For the love of Go-‘ 
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! *starts disco*
‘I give up.’ 
Tee-hee. That’s exactly what the doctor told me! You two must be friends! Do you have coffee socials together? I like coffee but mom said I can’t have it cause I’m unstable. Do you think I’m unstablel?
‘Yes. Yes I do.’
 BOOB! Wait unstable like an earthquake!? Yes! I’m sexy like the earth! *Slaps butt*
‘That doesn’t even makes sense….’ 
It makes sense to those who see the Spirit of the Muffins.
'Alright. I’m leaving.' The Spirit of the Muffins sees all