Status: Homework overload!! (9 months ago)

CaptainLlamaBrains

Name Emily Cain
Location The Most Isolated Capital in the WORLD!!!
Birthday Jun 21
Member Since Feb 12, 2012
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This I use to post stories that I intend to publish in e-books. Tell me what you think.
P.S I don't use this account for reading stories... Well, I do. I just don't use reading lists...

My Personal Slogan: Accept fate as it's been dealt and move one from how you've felt...

Favourite Quotes

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein

"Are you the sum total of your worst acts?" 
-Bryan Stevenson, Criminal Lawyer

"No-one wins tonight. No-one gets closure. No-one walks away victorious."
 -Napoleon Beazley's last words before his execution.

"Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." 
-Martin Luther King Jr.

"If being a vampire was easy, there wouldn't have to be a reformed vampire support group." 
-The Reformed Vampire Support Group, Catherine Jinks (I read the back of my sister's book as she was reading it!!)

"Oh Miss Olivia, if you had wings you'd be an angel … or a nasty ass dragon!!" 
-Revenge of the Bride's maids

"Is the only thing you can do, is be an arsehole? No, I come complete with sarcasm 3.0…" 
-Between my dad and I

Bruce Banner: "I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him."
Thor: "Have a care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard. And he is my brother." 
Natasha Romanoff: "He killed eighty people in two days."
Thor: "He's adopted." 
-Avengers

"Welcome to the quantum of all knowledge. Check my flow," 
-Garcia, Criminal Minds

[~[.F.M.]~] FUDGE MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!
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CaptainLlamaBrains
CaptainLlamaBra...

10 months ago
ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!! I'm doing the 40 Hour Famine this year from August 17-19!! My challenge? To not talk!! If you want me to stop talking (which most of you do) please help me reach my goal!! http://40hf.com/Captainllamabrains I WILL SERIOUSLY NOT TALK FOR THE WEEKEND!! Please donate!!
CaptainLlamaBrains
CaptainLlamaBra...

10 months ago
@SecretKeeper Lol, no worries
SecretKeeper
SecretKeeper

10 months ago
Hai, Emily! Thank you so much for fanning, doll, I really do appreciate the support :) Also, I hope you enjoy being apart of my little fanmily.

Shh, its a secret
Secret Keeper
CaptainLlamaBrains
CaptainLlamaBra...

10 months ago
@Leigh19@JolynPalliata@TheOrangutan  no worries
TheOrangutan
TheOrangutan

10 months ago
Hi Emily, thanks for fanning, hope you enjoy my works. Cheers ,Gav
Leigh19
Leigh19

10 months ago
Thank you so much for fanning <3
CaptainLlamaBrains
CaptainLlamaBra...

10 months ago
@Originalityxx no worries
CaptainLlamaBrains
CaptainLlamaBra...

10 months ago
@jerichi Sure thing
DameOfAwkward
DameOfAwkward

10 months ago
Hey! Thank you so so much for fanning me! It means a lot to me and I seriously appreciate you doing so!! :D
Chat or inbox me sometime!! 
xo
AngusEcrivain
AngusEcrivain

10 months ago
So yeah, thanks for becoming a fan... I do hope you know that you've got yourself into 'cos I warn you now, once you enter my world expect shocks, surprises, and no shortage of expletives. But I digress... I thank you for your fannage, unless you're a mass-fanning idiot, in which case please do me the courtesy of de-fanning me and kindly jog on...

That said... enjoy my shit!

Dedications

Undiscovered Poetry Promotion Book.

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feelings rewritten! ( a collection of my poems )No One Ever Smiles - In The AttysFallen Angel, A Book Of PoemsChildhood. -Atty Awards 2012-

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Brilliant!! Got my vote!!
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@CorinaRobert Thanks!!!
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I known and seen people who have done this and its nice to understand why a little better. I like this.
Fallen Angel, A Book Of Poems

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Fallen Angel, A Book Of Poems

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