Status: I know, I suck. I'm a huge slacker and haven't updated anything for months :( (1 month ago)

CacklingCactus

Name The Cactus: I'm prickly
Location Up a tree
Member Since Jan 09, 2012
Votes Received 356
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Hola. Me llamo Cactus. Me gusta escribir y leer. Y ahora en Ingles:

That says 'Hello. My name's Cactus. I like to write and read. And now in English:' because I don't know enough Spanish to continue that sentence. I tried, though. I honestly tried. I'm attempting to learn Spanish. It's hard. I'm also trying to learn to play guitar and soccer and really most anything that catches my fancy. Youtube tutorials are incredibly useful to an aspiring dilettante such as myself (dilettante is the word that I missed in my fifth grade spelling bee and I still have not gotten over that day).

I have functional OCD, which is Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. The 'functional' part means it doesn't stop me from functioning normally. However, I do most everything in 5s, preferably 3 sets of 5 if possible. Like I said, it doesn't prevent me from going about my day, but some people think it's weird when I accidentally brush their arm and then have to do it four more times.

I also love to doodle. Class bores me as a general rule, so I flip to the back of my notebook and see if I can fill an entire page with fun shapes and spirals and weird grape-trees. They've evolved from bored doodles to detailed and creative masterpieces. I'm very proud.

I listen to a variety of music, ranging from Simon and Garfunkel and Bryan Adams to Nirvana and The Doors. The most incredible, soul-baring, touching, mobile, applicable book in the world is, in my humble opinion, The Bone People by Keri Hulme. Read it, I dare you. And don't be thrown off by the odd foreign words. You get used to them. I adore the movie The Graduate. Funny in a subtle way, and not pure comedy.

I believe in open-mindedness, gay rights, women's rights, gun laws, Obama, and other things I could name if I weren't running out of space.

I'm currently working on Reinvention and plan on actually updating that, but I regret to inform The Black Mask fans that I won't be continuing that series. Sorry.

No room left. Bye!

Works

Cactus Shorts

Cactus Shorts

10 parts / 9 pages, updated Feb 22, 2013PG
A collection of absolutely random short stories. Actually, the butterfly is probably a bit misleading. I've noticed that my writing tends to be slightly depressing. No matter. Read away, butterflies!
130 reads votes 12 comments 30
Reinvention

Reinvention

1 page, updated Feb 18, 2013PG
Eli has always known that there was a time before the Death. He's seen proof in photos and books and old movies. And he's always been just a touch more curious about the Pre-D... read more
21 reads votes 1 comments 2
Eight

Eight

4 parts / 11 pages, updated Aug 25, 2012PG-13VideoPictures
Some orphans are adopted, some aren’t. Some get emancipated, others run away. But, out of all the others, I was the one picked to become an assassin at age eight. It sounds so clich... read more
357 reads votes 22 comments 26
The Black Mask (completed)

The Black Mask (completed)

30 parts / 57 pages, updated Jul 15, 2012PG-13Completed
Selene Pierce a.k.a. Sellita has been alone since fourteen, when her parents left her for being "special." She found the UFA, or Underground Fighting Are... read more
21,268 reads votes 318 comments 99
Moe's Cafe (on hiatus)

Moe's Cafe (on hiatus)

4 parts / 5 pages, updated Jan 19, 2012G
Jake is on his way to his brother's for the holidays, but when his car breaks down right outside of Decker City, Idaho, things go from bad to worse. He ends up buyin... read more
86 reads votes 3 comments 4
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TasteofPoison
TasteofPoison

1 month ago
@CacklingCactus:

I never replied back. Le gasp.

Hey. xD LOL. How's it going?
infinitywrite
infinitywrite

2 months ago
Thanks for fanning :D
CacklingCactus
CacklingCactus

2 months ago
@VicariousVirtue

Virtuuuueeee. Hey.
CacklingCactus
CacklingCactus

2 months ago
And here I go
Knocking round the bottle
Holding my heart open and
Hoping my mind
Keeps closed

-Keri Hulmes, The Bone People
TasteofPoison
TasteofPoison

2 months ago
Cactusss. Hey.
OllieFlower
OllieFlower

3 months ago
Hello, You asked me to make you a cover for your story 'Reinvention'. Your cover is now ready. :D

http://www.wattpad.com/forums/discussion/438683/25/25/pull-me-down-designs-x-open-closed-please-come-in...-:d

Don't forget to Credit. Thank you -Olivia
CacklingCactus
CacklingCactus

3 months ago
I've been sort of writing on this thing recently and I'm not sure if I want to post it or make a different account and start over. If any of you wanted to follow me over I'd be so happy, but I know that eventually I lose interest in authors on here if the don't post for a long time and so I don't know if anybody in my 63 fans is still interested. Let me know if you'd read something I posted even if it didn't relate even slightly to The Black Mask.
CacklingCactus
CacklingCactus

3 months ago
@trinoline indeed. 
trinnerdie
trinnerdie

3 months ago
@CacklingCactus Life sure does take up a lot of time ;)
CacklingCactus
CacklingCactus

3 months ago
@trinoline Dude. I do have that file! It's literally called 'Tidbits and beginnings' because I'm special. I've just been busy with life. Life being YouTube and laundry folding.

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