BowDownBiatches

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Hello, fellow Wattpadders! My name is... well, I'd tell you but I'd have to kill you.

And it'd be an utter shame to have to kill any fellow Wattpadders.

I like to keep myself anonymous, therefore you may know me as... erm... Boudicca!

She was an awesome lady, Queen of the Iceni Tribe and all.

Too bad she committed suicide.
 
Anyhow, I'm sure you're all curious about what goes on in my head. It's a complex labyrinth in there, so I've decided to break down the basics for ya.

I adore Criminal Minds. Shemar Moore is my husband, therefore you may not even think about him and his holy yumminess. I enjoy R'N'B music, mostly, hip-hop, sometimes pop. I'm talkin' hardcore Beyonce, Michael Jackson, Chris Brown typo music. *three cheers to the downfall of Rihanna*

I love reading and writing- hence why I'm on Wattpad. I would say I'm more skilled at subjects such as English and Philosophy as opposed to the all dreadful Maths and Physics. 

As for my personality, well, point-blank I am a retard. A retard at best, at that. I have discovered that normal is overrated anyways so you 'normal' can suck onnn it. I swear a fair bit, so don't expect dainty lady-like phrases all the time in my books. I would say I'm fairly intellectual, and open minded- to say I'm hilarious would be an understatement *insert winky face* but just to be up-front, I don't take shit from NOBODY. I DON'T CARE IF YOU OBAMA HIMSELF I WILL POSITION MY ASS ON YO FACE AND TAKE A SHIT.

Too explicit?

My bad.

I'm a fair updater, I reckon, but I'm only human so sometimes I'll slip. And as godly as I seem, I am merely human.

Or am I?

You'll never know.

#TeamVLinesAndAbs
#TeamBringOnTheSexy
#TeamImTooPrestige

Looks like I'm outta room. Buh-bye, read, vote and FOLLOW!

*blows air kisses*