1 question.1 honest answer. You can ask me 1 question (in a PRIVATE MESSAGE) about anything; no matter how crazy, dirty, publicly indecent, embarrassing or wrong it is. No catch. I will answer... but I dare you to post this on your profile and/or status and see what people ask you... Dare to post?
Why can't school just be over? Like right now!!!
I do some serious sharpie tats, so if you want one....Sorry, I don't know where you live....
I like music. All music.
I mean, there are specific songs I don't like, but I never rule out an entire genre, or even an entire artist.
Accept the Jonas Brothers. *DIE!*
Have you ever seen a really lazy...I don't know where I was gonna go with that...
I've become obsessed with photo, it's the most amazing class ever!
My name is Jess. Hi. I like talking to people, so don't be afraid to message me. Unless that seems creepy.
I love this girl!!>>>>>@dodgercat ! She is amazing!!! Read her brand new story, Shiffter!!! Its amazing!
and this chick!!!!>>>http://www.wattpad.com/user/soinsanelyboycrazy
And THIS guy is the wattpad hermit! Check out his stuff! >>>>>> http://www.wattpad.com/user/JeremiahCecil
love you guys!
Teacher : Can you see God?
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Teacher: Then there isn't a God!
... ... ... ... *Student raises their hand and says*
"Sir, can you see your brain?"
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Student: Oh okay, so you don't have a brain?
So, yesterday, my manager, she uh...left work for the last time. She is now working at Nordstrom's, and I will miss her. Yeah, I cried....
The following convirsation genuinly happened to me. I am friend 1
Friend 1: I almost slept with him...
Friend 2: Why didn't you? He's hot!
Friend 1:You mean why didn't I sleep with my very best friends brother who I had just met?
Friend 2:Yeah! Exactly!
Friend 1: Friend 2, I worry about you.