BloodOfInk

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Hi! I'm a migrating inkie looking for a new home. If you are a fellow refugee, let me know! I have been AuntieEm196 and HungerForTheGames, but this is still me!!!

I am housetrained and usually don't bite. People say I need anger management classes. I say people need to stop p*ssing me off. Don't ask me why I write becasue I won't tell you. You don't need a reason for a passion. I love all books but Twilight. DIE, BELLA, EDWARD, JACOB!! DIE! DIE!!! I am Team Peeta all the way and don't bother talking to me if you're Team Gale. *shuns* Haha just kidding. I'm not that mean. But really, the only thing Liam has going for him is his accent. Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, and Divergent are the best books ever written, but Anne Frank is the best OLD book. I loved The Help and cried at the end. I am 14 and feel ancient. Like, I creak and pop. All the time. But I love softball, basketball, and volleyball, and am extrememly aggresive in all of them. I am a Christian and love Jesus and what He did on the cross for me more than anything. 

I do a little something called swaps. You read one of mine, I read one of yours, and we critique each other's stuff. But there are some rules I need to lay down before I pull my hair out:
1) NO ONE LINERS!!!! JUST DON'T DO IT!!!! YOUR LIFE WILL BE MUCH EASIER WITHOUT MY UNICORN GESTAPO ON YOUR TAIL!!!! If you go first and leave a one-liner, I will do the same or not critique at all. If I do a good critique and you leave a one-liner, I will hunt you down. A decent-sized critique is about 250 words, depending on the length of the work in question.
2) I ask, I go first. You ask, you go first.
3) I will read anything but sappy love stories and no Justin Bieber or any other crap like that.
4) I will tear your work to pieces and might make you cry. If you don't like that, don't ask for a swap or a free critique. 

So yeah... Uh... Go read stuff!!!

Loves,
Emma