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BewareOfSquirrels

Location	Stumptown
Member Since	Jun 27, 2012
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I'm short and in a relationship. I'm also a chick. I'm laid back and I've got a dry, somewhat sarcastic yet odd sense of humor. My dog, Peanut, is my partner in crime. I'm also a spelling and grammar Nazi. HEIL SPELLCHECK!

My passions include writing and dance. Some of my favorite authors include Christopher Moore, David Wellington, Richelle Mead, and Neil Gaiman. Christopher Moore is also one of my main influences, seeing as we have similar writing styles.

Writing is in the family; my dad and uncle are both writers, and I like to turn to my dad for advice or bouncing ideas off him.

Please don't forget to vote, comment, and plug shamelessly when you read my stories! I'd love to make front page :)

Works

Drifters

2 parts / 1 page, updated May 15, 2013 PG-13

Jurassic Park/MCR Crossover. Maya is studying abroad when, on a fishing trip with her host family, their boat gets caught in a storm and capsizes. After being lost at sea she was... read more

7 reads

Bitten

2 parts / 3 pages, updated Dec 10, 2012 PG-13

Things couldn't have possibly gotten any worse for Josephine Carter, a young werewolf with albinism. But when she starts making friends and falling in love after five years of a ca... read more

54 reads

Bad Moon Rising {Hiatus}

5 parts / 12 pages, updated Sep 29, 2012 PG-13

At Camp Malluna, something is stirring deep in the woods. The councilors are werewolves with the intent of turning their campers into the same vicious beasts. Two f... read more

240 reads

Time Traveler of the Dead [Watty Awards 2012]

6 parts / 6 pages, updated Jul 31, 2012 PG-13

Lake Granger loses his girlfriend Tessa in a zombie attack. Once he gains the ability to travel back in time, he vows to prevent her death, no matter what.

154 reads

BewareOfSquirrels's Reading ListRead Later

Dead Dining

7,770 reads

Help Me

341 reads

Survivors (zombie)

1,291 reads

The Horror of Nightmares

959 reads

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KshemaKurup
5 months ago

For the Twilight hater :P
http://www.wattpad.com/story/1068072-twishite-a-twilight-unfanfic

BewareOfSquirre...
5 months ago

Fixed that for you

uttybutty
5 months ago

What ftfy mean??0.o

BewareOfSquirre...
5 months ago

Wow, that definitely sounds scary! The one time I got up close to a squirrel was when I was a little kid and my neighbors found a baby squirrel that fell out of a tree. I got to hold it, it was so cute! I also had a baby possum for awhile. The momma died and if I left her at the vet down the street they would've euthanized her, so I kept her at home for awhile before she went to a new home.

Decoii
5 months ago

@BewareOfSquirrels Seriously? That's insane. Bad squirrels are my best friends. I've been chased by so many I can't count with my fingers- or toes. v.v

Scary little things they are.

BewareOfSquirre...
5 months ago

@Decoii I've never met a mean squirrel but my friend apparently pissed off a squirrel so bad that it ran up his leg lol XD

Decoii
5 months ago

Your username speaks the truth and nothing but the truth.

BewareOfSquirre...
5 months ago

@sydenay Thank you! I wrote it for an English assignment back in high school :)

sydenay
5 months ago

@BewareOfSquirrels I'm not going to ask you to read my works, but if you want to go ahead. What I came here to say is: Your works are brilliant! I especially love "Time Traveler of the Dead"

Great job being awesome :D

BewareOfSquirre...
5 months ago

That sounds like a good setup so far. I'll have to read it!

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Time Traveler of the Dead [Watty Awards 2012]

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