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BeetleBugMomma

Name Lana
Location ♥ with my man ♥
Birthday Jun 14
Member Since May 26, 2011
Votes Received 8,416
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LITTLE FACTS YOU MAY WANT TO KNOW::
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♥ Lana is what you may call me (not my real name but it is a form of my actual name)
♥ My profile picture is really me... and my background is me and my little booger butt..  
♥ I am a mother & wife first and foremost
♥ My little girl is name after a Queen and she has the attitude of a DIVA
♥ Been w/ my man for 7 yrs. & married 5
♥ Older than your average Wattpad author at 28 yrs young
♥ College student
♥ I try to write more along the lines of adult stories because... well... I am an adult... but I do like to try my hand in teen fiction. 
♥ I'm a southern girl and I sometimes can't help my hick accent 
♥ Flip flops are the glass slippers of the south
♥ Purple is the greatest color ever invented
♥ I love Jesus so if you have a problem with that, sorry for you. I have the Lord with me :-)
♥ Avid college football fan & tries to watch every game on TV (only my state's team though)
♥ I am extremely shy in person until I get to know you
♥ I have a soft heart and cry a lot (it gets on my hubby's nerves)
♥ I HATE horror movies so don't come at me with all that crap
♥ Hopeless romantic
♥ GLEE is my life
♥ I don't fan for the sake of fanning. I only become a fan if your writing really holds my interest
♥ I'm not a big fan of werewolf, vampire and fanfic stories so if I read one... it has to hold my attention
♥ You know you want to fan me so go ahead... ~:-)

Works

Breaking and Entering

Breaking and Entering

2 parts / 4 pages, updated Jun 08, 2013
Taylor Lynch was emancipated from her parents more than ten years ago after fate had something different planned for her. She has had to work harder to prove herself... read more
157 reads votes 17 comments 6
Hearts Afar

Hearts Afar

26 parts / 82 pages, updated Jun 05, 2013PG-13
Claire Henderson and her family moves to Hartford, CT after learning that her father, Luke was a casualty of war. She becomes the nanny to the two youngest Redden children and... read more
10,041 reads votes 525 comments 94
I Met Him Speed Dating {REWRITE}

I Met Him Speed Dating {REWRITE}

4 parts / 11 pages, updated May 24, 2013G
THIS IS A REWRITE..... Do you believe in love at first sight? What about having a person that fits your perfect description? Amanda Reynolds was driving t... read more
110 reads votes 12 comments 1
Their Escape... Jason's POV

Their Escape... Jason's POV

11 parts / 40 pages, updated Mar 23, 2013PG-13Completed
2,583 reads votes 81 comments 4
Your Secret Admirer

Your Secret Admirer

7 pages, updated Feb 14, 2013G
Every Valentine's Day since entering high school, Elizabeth "Libby" Dawson had received some kind of little gift from a secret admirer. Will she ever find out it is and when she figures it out, will she agree to be his...
180 reads votes 11 comments 3
Their Escape

Their Escape

23 parts / 73 pages, updated Jan 17, 2013PG-13Completed
When Melissa Baber found out she was pregnant at age fifteen, she didn’t know where to turn. Her parents were so upset that she feared for her safety as well as her unborn ch... read more
396,081 reads votes 4,188 comments 489
About A Man

About A Man

1 page, updated Dec 29, 2012PicturesCompleted
A sort of way to deal with the loss of my uncle
84 reads votes 4 comments 4
Breaking Away

Breaking Away

23 parts / 64 pages, updated Nov 15, 2012PG-13Completed
The lifestyle that Abigail Anderson has been living for the past seven years, was not the one that her parents wanted for her. After graduating high school, instead of going... read more
32,194 reads votes 312 comments 55
One's Trash, Another's Treasure

One's Trash, Another's Treasure

Non-Teen Fiction #537
27 parts / 78 pages, updated Oct 05, 2012GCompleted
At 22 years old, Kyleigh Anne Nelson-Monroe has been married for 5 years to her childhood sweetheart, Alexander Franklin Monroe. One day out of the blue... read more
183,061 reads votes 1,221 comments 152
Only In My Memory

Only In My Memory

23 parts / 46 pages, updated Sep 29, 2012Completed
Andrew Williams wakes up in the hospital, when he looks around at the smiling faces, he can't remember who they are. He was in an almost fetal car accident and is lucky ... read more
36,050 reads votes 417 comments 111
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Breath of Life
363,668 reads

A and D
16,640,935 reads

Enjoying The Chase (completed)
19,158,477 reads

Neverland Adventures
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BeetleBugMomma
BeetleBugMomma

2 days ago
@immortalbitch69 Thank you. Mine was this past Friday also. It's just weird that I have to say this is the last year of my 20's so that hurts... lol... but I had a great day. Happy belated Birthday. :-)
immortalbitch69
immortalbitch69

2 days ago
happy birthday hope u have a good one mine was friday lol
BeetleBugMomma
BeetleBugMomma

5 days ago
Hey guys... I know it's been forever since I've updated but I have a legitimate excuse. I've been busy with my summer courses and I am once again sick. It's horrible I'm telling ya. I can't promise a date of when I'll be able to sit down and get a chapter out because tomorrow is my birthday and I'm spending it with my family. Saturday I've hot to hustle on getting my final project done and my hubby is on vacation next week so I think we're going to spend sometime at the lake or something. Near the end of the month, I've got to help a friends of mine on her wedding day so I'm a busy little bee. I promise that I have not given up, I've just got a lot of things going on at the same time. Hope you all understand. 
wow,interesting booooooks <3 keep it up ;)
BeetleBugMomma
BeetleBugMomma

1 week ago
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Bunny came hopping through to tell you if you haven't already, go check out Breaking and Entering 
BeetleBugMomma
BeetleBugMomma

1 week ago
Breaking and Entering chapter 2 is up
BeetleBugMomma
BeetleBugMomma

1 week ago
HEARTS AFAR chapter 26 is up and going...
BeetleBugMomma
BeetleBugMomma

2 weeks ago
Just a little message to tell you all thanks for the new fans and thank you older ones who continue to stay by me. 

I have not been able to write for a couple of days now because life is really busy at this present time and moment. One of my summer classes is almost over so YAY for that. My old man goes on vacation in a couple of weeks so I'll be spending the majority of that time with my family but maybe I can get some writing in. 

Once again, thank you for sticking by my craziness.
BeetleBugMomma
BeetleBugMomma

2 weeks ago
Hey you....
Yeah you...
And you too...
Guess what????









BREAKING AND ENTERING CHAPTER 1 has been uploaded.



Go on.... Check it out....
You know you want to...
Let me know whatchu think, ese... <------- Hey look, it's an albino girl trying to speaking Spanish... *BWAHAHAHAHA*.... Okay... it's not that funny...

Anyway... go check it out and let me know how it is...
BeetleBugMomma
BeetleBugMomma

2 weeks ago
Chapter 25 of HEARTS AFAR is up and going. 

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