About

I'm Northern Irish 
I'm short -_- 
I'm 16, my birthday is the 4th July
I have dark brown/purple hair
I have brown eyes and slightly tanned skin
I have a short temper and I will hurt anyone who hurts my friends or my family
I've been told that I'm not normal, as I'm extremely crazy and hipper all of the time, yet energy drinks don't affect me at all, yay :) 
Some of my favourite quotes are: 

- A good friend bails you out of jail, a best friend is in the cell next to you saying "that was awesome! Let's do it again!" 
- my best friends and I are the kind of people that if my house were on fire, we would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with firemen
- good friends hide you from the cops, Best friends are probably the reason they're after you in the first place
- a pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend, yes you, you can kiss my ass!
- I went out for a few butterbeers my mates and I came home ablosulety philosopher's stoned
- what's up? The sky the clouds and If you look close enough you can see a bird getting screwed
- whatever floats your boat ... It floats my fucking Armada
- hangovers: Gods way of saying 'YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT!!' 

I love music:
All Time Low
Good Charlotte 
Bowling For Soup
Nickelback 
Hey Monday
Foo Fighters
and more!
  • Location:
    Hogwarts
  • Joined:
    3 years ago

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6 Published Works

Featured work.

Hermiones Real Life

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Description: When Hermione finds out about her past, her world is turned upside down. Ever since she could think, she has never been able to remember before her 5th birthday, i was like that was when her memories began. But when things happen, Hermione finds out...


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