Status: Working on a new story...should be up in the next week or so... (2 months ago)

BBmackers

Name	M. Offerman
Location	The Milky Way
Member Since	Oct 30, 2011
Votes Received	176
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Hello, stalker. :D 

Here are a few things about me that will hopefully satisfy your stalker-like-curiosity:

I'm a Christian and Jesus is my all. Romans 10:9.

I'm practically in love with chocolate. No, joke. It's like this addiction. Don't be afraid though. Just don't come between me and my chocolate. 

I play the Bass Clarinet, and if you don't know what that is, GOOGLE IT. 

I talk WAY to much. Translation: if you wanna chat just PM me. 

I can't spell to save my life which meenss dat w/o spel chek, i wuld b brnt toste. (catch the pun?) 

I also make covers/banners/story ads so if you need one, just ask. :)

Jokes are my thing. Especially lame jokes. And Chuck Norris jokes. 

Chuck Norris can cut scissors with paper. Enough said.
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███ 30% Freak
████ 40% Crazy
█████ 50% Nerd
██████ 60% Book Worm
███████ 70% Weirdo
████████ 80% Funny XD
█████████ 90% Band 
██████████ 100% ME {O.O}



 PS I am on Figment so feel free to check out my work there (I have several short stories/flash fiction novels over there, so you should check it out!) the link is up there ^^^ somewhere but here it is again: http://figment.com/users/192332-M-Offerman


Peace out homies.......XD

Works

Rules of the Game

4 pages, updated Mar 03, 2013

Hayden Parks is having a hard time with love. Her parent's are divorced, and every single one of her encounters with love have ended in heart-shattering events. When he... read more

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The Musician's Assassin

21 parts / 48 pages, updated Jun 24, 2012 PG-13

Katia Williams' life is just starting to look up. After graduating from high school at the age of sixteen, Kat thought her future was set. Having been able to pla... read more

7,191 reads

171

I Love You

1 page, updated Feb 14, 2012

For my Daddy.

34 reads

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BBmackers
1 month ago

@jjpud94 Hi there! Thanks for reading! I'm glad you enjoyed it. :) Yes, it does say that the second book is already up...I completely forgot I had posted that there. I had the second book up for a time, but then I decided that before I do anything more with this story, I want to revise The Musician's Assassin. I am currently in the process of doing that now (with the help of a friend). So, hopefully once that gets done, I can begin working on the second book. :) I'm glad you asked me so I can go back and change that! 

Have a great day!

jjpud94
1 month ago

Hi just finished the musicians assassin and at the end it said that you had book two up already?

Great book by the way, kept me up till 2am!

BBmackers
3 months ago

@xWhiteRose Hey thanks! And yeah, it is difficult, but mostly time consuming.

xWhiteRose
3 months ago

I just saw your trailer in a comment of the club Book Trailer, and I just wanted to say that it's really amazing! I love the song that you used and I'm impressed :)  I've only started making trailers myself for a little while, and found out that it's not as easy as it seems :P

RachelHagemeier
4 months ago

@BBmackers  keep posting!!!:)

BBmackers
4 months ago

Dear fans (or the few of you who still remember who I am), 
First of all, Merry Christmas! I hope you all are staying safe and having a wonderful holiday. :D 
Second of all, I am very sorry for my lack of...existance, for lack of a better word. But, and I don't want to sound like I have six million fans that are all depending on me or whatever (becasue I really don't), if any of you (and by any, I mean like, even one person) are still out there and would like me to start uploading again, leave me a message and I'll start posting the beginning of a new story I'm working on. If no one does, I won't bother with it. 

Have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year! 
 
--M.

BBmackers
9 months ago

@PinkyPromise99 haha! Cool!!! Thanks!!!

PinkyPromise99
9 months ago

@BBmackers 

Hey! You! Guess what???


*jumps up and down, excitedly*

YOU'RE ME 100th Fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAH-HOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D

I just wanna say: Thank you. Here, take these cyber chocolate cookies(you like chocolate right? RIGHT???) 
Oh, and these cyber balloons. And cyber Giraffe. 

=D 

Thanks for being my fan.

...oh, and here's a cyber fan too. 

;) teehee, pun intended!

BBmackers
9 months ago

Code of Silence. Please GO READ!! :)

BBmackers
10 months ago

Okay guys, the description to The Musician's Accomplice has been posted! Yes, that is the title to the sequel of The Musician's Assassin. As soon as I get a cover for it, I will upload the first chapter!! Yay! Go check it out! It's gonna be epic. I'm so stinkin' excited :) 
Alright, have an amazing day! Peace out my homies XD

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