I bet you shower naked, you dirty whore you
;D yay shower whores!
So, hi......hi....hi cx I'm Angel @Skys_Gangsta_Penguin
& I'M TROLLING MY PISTACHIO'S BIO
I just sneezed o.o
Her name is Cody.
And I'm her peanut.
HER'S. & THAT'S MY NICKNAME FROM HER.
Don't think you is some cute bitch makin' nicknames with her
e.e
& she's my Pistachio cx which is original.
She 16 c;
We met an amazing way:
She popped out from under my bed trying to offer me a piece of her chicken, but I had a mini heart attack & she used the chicken to beat the shit out of my chest to make it work again.
What?
I mean, nice weather we're having c:
SHE LIKES KITTIES.
Her hair is beautiful :'o makes me cry.
Mmf, dat hair doe e.e Ima eat it.
-nibbles your hair- o.o
SHE'S VERY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. & she's so sweet. I've met sweet people before but she is an absolute sweetheart.
Don't think that any of your dramatic sob stories will fool me. Nobody suffering from serious shit actually goes on wattpad unless they're extremely lucky or have parents who could care less. Which is rare.
In other words, if she believes your bullshit, I won't. Therefore, if you play her, or lie, I will seriously consider your death. I am, indeed, a psycho.
Plus she's sweet & hurting her is heartbreaking.
She has a really pretty smile c':
SHE LOVES FOOD :O LIKE ME. BAM. SO MUCH IN COMMON. NOW LET'S GET MARRIED.
XDD I'm weird.
She's so tiny c: a bundle of joy that you can cuddle all day with.
I've claimed her bitches. o.o xD my pistachio is claimed.
If she doesn't want the claim, too bad.
She doesn't know it yet, but she's a really close friend of mine & I'm glad she popped out from under my bed, or I would've missed out.
She's also single c; oooh lala
Okay o.o I did it! Bye pistachio cx
BANDS! ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
1. The Amity Affliction
2. Motionless in White
5. Marilyn Manson
FRIENDS: Adrian/Tealy & Angel/Peanut.
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