ABOUT THE AUTHOR Helen Downing has aspired to be many things in life. An actress, a writer, a trophy wife, a publicist, and a bang up media sales executive. In reality, she’s a chubby, middle-aged, twice-divorced battleaxe who is addicted to sci-fi and social networking. Please buy this book. It’s her only chance of ever fulfilling her full potential, and possibly getting into heaven.
  • Frederica, Delaware
  • JoinedJanuary 15, 2013




Story by Helen Downing