@ArkhamsHorror Oh, you have to take out the spaces. Wattpad is so picky about links. It's worth it.
@ArkhamsHorror Oh. The spaces. Goodness I'm slow.
I guess that just about covers it.
@frankiesachs I'm not sure what compelled me to attempt opening that link, but it's broken.
@ArkhamsHorror Surprisingly unhorrible. I still don't have an answer, but I did manage to discover that there are people on the internet that can make even zombie sex boring: http:// boards.straightdope. com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-414683.html (No pics, it's safe.)
@ArkhamsHorror Fine... I'll do it... (I probably need safe search off for this, huh?)
@frankiesachs Hmmm, I'm not sure. I started to look it up, then thought better of it. I'm not so sure I want that in my search history...