| Name | Emily Ann |
| Location | MyHouse*gasp* |
| Birthday | Sep 17 |
| Member Since | Sep 07, 2010 |
| Votes Received | 32 |
"NO WATER BOTTLES IN CLASS KIDS MIGHT BRING ALCOHOL!" yeah, cause i wanna party at 7am..Feeling like a beast when you sing the fast part to a song successfully.`"I'm tired" "You should sleep" "Nope" "Why?" "Youre more important"~~I don't care how attractive you THINK you are, your personality makes you UGLY. - Don't lie, I know you have another piece of gum... "I have a six pack" "Where?" "Under my fat, it's shy.")) Loading swag100% I didn't fall! I simply attacked the floor!! Why learn algebra? finding X is only useful if youre a piratexD ((I throw my homework in the air sometimes, singing AYO! I'LL TAKE THE ZERO!..)) Did you fall from heaven? Cause it looks like you fell on your face... That was homework?, & THE TOAST SAID TO THE TOASTER, JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN!.. Don't you hate it when you got comfortable and realize the remote is just out of reach? "Mom... I'm bored..." "Well, you can clean..." "Nevermind, I found something to do." If you tickle me, I'm not responsible for your injuries. Yesss! I studied all night! *Reads#1* WTF IS THIS??!?!?... You ain't pretty, you're a slut. That's why the guys talk to you. The sudden urge to be the first person to press the elevator button^.^ Did you know that "Dammit I'm mad" spelled backwards is "dammit i'm mad"? you're mind is now blown... How is Mr. Krabs' daughter a whale?? "Would a lion cheat?" "no, but a tiger wood." When your ex says "you'll never find anyone like me!" "God, I sure hope not." I may look calm, but in my head ive killed you three times. *Click* *click* *Click* *Computer freezes* *Slams mouse* WTF?!?!?!??. "I didn't do it." "Then why are you laughing?" "Cause whoever did it is a freaking genius!" Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?? No one, thanks to BP. I run away when I press a toy in the store and it wont stop making noises. "I'm a ninja" "No you're not" "Did you see that?" "See what?" "Exactly.; "Well, did you die?" "Sadly yes... BUT I LIVED!"... Dude, where's my car? ILY<3
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Thanks so much for fanning :)
Hi! :) I just wanted to say thanks for becoming a fan! It really means a lot to me and it's super appreciated! :P
Thank you for fanning & I hope you enjoy reading my stories :)
@-Lucinda- sure:)
Hey, you, I luff you. And sorry, Kylie was terrible and I defriended you fer her! Alright alright, she's gone and we can be besties againxD I'm so sorry about thatt.. but, you're stories are so cute. and i luff you.
@Kathy999 lol love you too
Love ya, dorkwad!
IT"S LOVE! Check out the new story:D
>:P So, we all get stuck in ruts right? Well, my life is in one and so... That's why I haven't posted in case anyone out there really enjoys my writings. And so, in conclusion, (wanted to sound professional) If I get three more votes, I'll upload. Thanks, Dearrrss:D
Hey. Holidays are coming up:D so I wish ye all happy holidays:) if you're Jewish I hope you had a good Hanukkah:)