Status: i officialy hink the gods hate me. (1 year ago)

Animated_Jazz

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something random i beleive...
i beleive the greek gods and godesses are real. i mean come on at least they have actual names and personalities unlike the christian god. i mean all everyone calls himis god. i mean come on where is the fun in that?
 
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
Most girls either want to be princesses or the vampires. Can I be the dragon and just eat them all

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Heaven or Hell? [ON HOLD]

Heaven or Hell? [ON HOLD]

23 parts / 24 pages, updated Aug 10, 2011PG-13VideoPicturesCompleted
tammi is a ordinary girl who is not so ordinary. her step dad beats her, and her mmother takes no notice. one night things will take a turn for the better. she wishes... read more
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