You know what? I figured that it was about time I altered this a tad. I mean, I've been here four years. That makes me pensionable age by Wattpad standards. With that in mind, don't you think it's time the silliness stopped?

Like fuck...

If you want to read sensible, well-crafted stories that don't get your cognitive juices flowing then you've come to the wrong place. If, on the other hand, you want to have your testicles – or ovaries, I'll have no gender discrimination here, thank you very much – force fed through a tube of literary randomness and plot holes so gaping there's no way they can be accidental then take a seat, help yourself to a lager and spark a tab.

I should probably point out that not everything I write is as random as the day is long. Some of my shit actually makes sense... What? It fucking does, you cheeky bastards!

I don't do follow for follow because I'm not a twat. I don't take reading requests because I genuinely don't have the time. Requests for either of these things will result in me putting a round of fucks into you.

A little about me? Wife. Puppy. Job. Rock 'n' Fuckin' Roll.

Et quis est, sunt canes?
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First off, glad you're both enjoying ZEDS.

As for the questions raised of morality and whatnot, well I can't fault you. That's what this chapter is supposed to do, to make you (well, my readers in general) ask those very questions.

I have to be honest, were I in that situation I have no idea what I'd do... Do you? I mean, yeah... I can say that I'd have tried to help the lass or that I'd have put her out of her misery with a few blows to the head. But it's my train of thought that all rationality would be out the window, for me, if I was attempting to survive in a brutal, bastard world like this - or any zombie infested world, for that matter!

Burning down the house, the girl along with it, might seem like a viable option - of course, it might not... Thing is for the guys here, it did!