You know what? I figured that it was about time I altered this a tad. I mean, I've been here four years. That makes me pensionable age by Wattpad standards. With that in mind, don't you think it's time the silliness stopped?

Like fuck...

If you want to read sensible, well-crafted stories that don't get your cognitive juices flowing then you've come to the wrong place. If, on the other hand, you want to have your testicles – or ovaries, I'll have no gender discrimination here, thank you very much – force fed through a tube of literary randomness and plot holes so gaping there's no way they can be accidental then take a seat, help yourself to a lager and spark a tab.

I should probably point out that not everything I write is as random as the day is long. Some of my shit actually makes sense... What? It fucking does, you cheeky bastards!

I don't do follow for follow because I'm not a twat. I don't take reading requests because I genuinely don't have the time. Requests for either of these things will result in me putting a round of fucks into you.

A little about me? Wife. Puppy. Job. Rock 'n' Fuckin' Roll.

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Tales From the Easter Quadrant

Social data: 80.7K reads. 280 votes. 130 comments.

Description: How do you find love when all the hot alien chicks try to kill you at every turn? Join Ecks as he battles psychotic alien babes, killer furbies, big ass pussy cats and the mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex. He’s not alone though. With a supporting cast...

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AngusEcrivain posted a message

Evening, all! Just a quick message - before I had to bed because yes, I've got work tonight and it's long gone my bedtime - to let you all know that ZEDS is now complete... Well, Season One is, at any rate!

For those of you who've been following the story, thank you, seriously thank you so very much. When I started writing ZEDS alongside those competing in @ForbiddenPlanet's SSFSD II, I never expected it to be quite as popular as it has proven to be!

For those of you who've been awaiting its completion, well now's your chance... What're you waiting for, eh?

As I write this message, ZEDS is #7 in Horror and #8 in SF... That's a damn good feeling, I don't mind telling you!

Anyways, here's the link - http://www.wattpad.com/story/13846684-zeds-season-one - and I'll see y'all for Season Two starting early 2015!

candie_art posted a message

Zeds is the best story I've read on Wattpad. no kidding, my little brother (11) loves it as much as I do. I've tried writing about  a zombie apocalypse but nothing I've written or read can overpower that.

-very enthusiastic teenager