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You know what? I figured that it was about time I altered this a tad. I mean, I've been here four years. That makes me pensionable age by Wattpad standards. With that in mind, don't you think it's time the silliness stopped?

Like fuck...

If you want to read sensible, well-crafted stories that don't get your cognitive juices flowing then you've come to the wrong place. If, on the other hand, you want to have your testicles – or ovaries, I'll have no gender discrimination here, thank you very much – force fed through a tube of literary randomness and plot holes so gaping there's no way they can be accidental then take a seat, help yourself to a lager and spark a tab.

I should probably point out that not everything I write is as random as the day is long. Some of my shit actually makes sense... What? It fucking does, you cheeky bastards!

I don't do follow for follow because I'm not a twat. I don't take reading requests because I genuinely don't have the time. Requests for either of these things will result in me putting a round of fucks into you.

A little about me? Wife. Puppy. Job. Rock 'n' Fuckin' Roll.

Et quis est, sunt canes?
  • Location:
    UK
  • Joined:
    4 years ago


49 Published Works

Featured work.

ZEDS (Season Two) #ZEDS

Social data: 7.8K reads. 588 votes. 114 comments.

Description: Continuing pretty much from where ZEDS (Season One) left off, a group of survivors do what they can, and must, to survive the aftermath of the zombie apocalypse.

#13 in Horror

Other Works by AngusEcrivain.
ZEDS: The Second Severn (A ZEDS Spinoff) #ZEDS

ZEDS: The Second Severn (A ZEDS Spinoff) #ZEDS

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Those survivors of the Second Severn, a community who formerly resided upon the Second Severn Crossing...

ZEDS (Season One) #Wattys2014 #ZEDS

ZEDS (Season One) #Wattys2014 #ZEDS

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*Featured Novel* In a post-apocalyptic, zombie infested world, a group of survivors do what they can - a...

#26 in Horror
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Time for a Rant

Time for a Rant

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OK so, the best rants by far - you know it's true, so don't try to tell me it's not - are back! That's...

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Tag! You're It!

Tag! You're It!

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