AngusEcrivain

Name Angus Ecrivain
Location UK
Member Since Jul 31, 2010
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You know what? I figured that it was about time I altered this a tad. I mean, I've been here four years. That makes me pensionable age by Wattpad standards. With that in mind, don't you think it's time the silliness stopped?

Like fuck...

If you want to read sensible, well-crafted stories that don't get your cognitive juices flowing then you've come to the wrong place. If, on the other hand, you want to have your testicles – or ovaries, I'll have no gender discrimination here, thank you very much – force fed through a tube of literary randomness and plot holes so gaping there's no way they can be accidental then take a seat, help yourself to a lager and spark a tab.

I should probably point out that not everything I write is as random as the day is long. Some of my shit actually makes sense... What? It fucking does, you cheeky bastards!

I don't do follow for follow because I'm not a twat. I don't take reading requests because I genuinely don't have the time. Requests for either of these things will result in me putting a round of fucks into you.

A little about me? Wife. Puppy. Job. Rock 'n' Fuckin' Roll.

Et quis est, sunt canes?

Works

ZEDS (Season One)

ZEDS (Season One)

Horror #19 / Science Fiction #23
42 parts / 48 pages, updated Aug 22, 2014PG-13
In a post-apocalyptic, zombie infested world, a group of survivors do what they can - and what they must - to avoid getting bitten...
60,380 reads votes 2,469 comments 451
Pearl of the Stars II - Far From Home

Pearl of the Stars II - Far From Home

Science Fiction #69 / Adventure #85
9 parts / 26 pages, updated Aug 20, 2014PG-13
486 reads votes 88 comments 46
Fictional Tales of Random Events

Fictional Tales of Random Events

1 page, updated Aug 19, 2014PG-13
A collection of random and irregular shorts for ChallengeCorner's 'Off The Rails,' contest...
32 reads votes 4 comments 6
Hardcore Honey and the Pumpkin of Truth (Hardcore Honey, #6)

Hardcore Honey and the Pumpkin of Truth (Hardcore Honey, #6)

3 pages, updated Aug 17, 2014PG-13Completed
Hardcore Honey encounters a magical pumpkin, and makes a couple of slightly amusing acquaintances...
22 reads votes 4 comments 5
Hardcore Honey and the Assassin (Hardcore Honey, #5)

Hardcore Honey and the Assassin (Hardcore Honey, #5)

5 pages, updated Aug 15, 2014PG-13Completed
Hardcore Honey as an admirer...
18 reads votes 4 comments 6
Hardcore Honey and the Glove of the Gods (Hardcore Honey, #4)

Hardcore Honey and the Glove of the Gods (Hardcore Honey, #4)

Science Fiction #907
3 pages, updated Aug 13, 2014PG-13Completed
Hardcore Honey encounters a foe familiar to you Half-Light fans...
31 reads votes 4 comments 5
Hardcore Honey and the Night of Hell on Earth (Hardcore Honey, #3)

Hardcore Honey and the Night of Hell on Earth (Hardcore Honey, #3)

Science Fiction #929
7 pages, updated Aug 12, 2014PG-13Completed
Hardcore Honey meets Half-Light in this AngusEcrivain crossover...
19 reads votes 3 comments 4
Hardcore Honey and the Stolen Beretta (Hardcore Honey, #2)

Hardcore Honey and the Stolen Beretta (Hardcore Honey, #2)

1 page, updated Aug 10, 2014PG-13Completed
Never get between Honey and her favourite weapon...
31 reads votes 5 comments 5
I'm Honey, Bitch (Hardcore Honey, #1)

I'm Honey, Bitch (Hardcore Honey, #1)

Action #663
4 pages, updated Aug 09, 2014PG-13Completed
Meet Honey. She's well hard and sexy as all Hell!
43 reads votes 4 comments 4
Pearl of the Stars

Pearl of the Stars

Science Fiction #57 / Adventure #78
29 parts / 34 pages, updated Jul 29, 2014GCompleted
In the aftermath of an epic battle, the Pearl of the Stars arrives home, ready for her next mission...
2,235 reads votes 352 comments 51
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Terran DefendersSun Spots (short stories for the GrandPrix contest)Tevun Krus VII: CyberPunkGreats of Science Fiction

Recent Comments

Well apparently, that's chapter nine finished :P http://www.wattpad.com/66764151-zeds-season-one-chapter-nine-part-one-we%27ll-see
Pseudo-SSFSD 2 Guidelines f...

hehe no worries, bud :)
An Overlord's Guide to Succ...

Nicely done :) hehe! Toby was always my favourite :P
Off the Rails - Contest

Thank you, mate :)
ZEDS (Season One)

hehe thanks, Ash!:)
Tevun Krus VI: Superhuman

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