About

The work you see listed on this profile is mine. That means I own it. Theft of said work will not result in legal action being taken against you because I'll be totally honest with you that sounds like a fuckload of effort. However... be warned that I will hunt you down, remove your eyeballs with a culinary utensil of my choosing and proceed to fuck your eye sockets, one after the other, whilst insisting you repeat the phrase, “I do respect International Copyright Law. I do respect International Copyright Law,” over and over until I finish off over the soggy, stodgy, grey mess you call your brain or until you’re dead, whichever comes first. To be perfectly honest it makes little difference to me; the chances are I'll be happy either way.


As well as all work here being solely mine - unless otherwise stated, of course - it should also be noted that everything here should be considered a draft. In essence, that means that it's tumbled straight outta' my head and onto the page. I know there are typos. I also know there are plot-holes. It's quite likely that all of the latter are intentional. The typos, however, are not, so please feel free to point me in their direction and I shall eradicate them immediately.


If you ask me to read your work, I won't. I'm sorry if that sounds a little cruel but I genuinely don't have the time. If I want to read your work, you'll know about it because I'll make the time to do so.


Requesting a read-for-read, follow-for-follow kinda' deal will probably result in you suffering through a similar ordeal as mentioned in the first paragraph of this 'About Me,' section.


About Me... Hubby to a hottie, father to a furry fucker.
  • Location:
    UK
  • Joined:
    5 years ago


35 Published Works

Featured work.

Ecrivain's Liquorice Allshorts...

Social data: 2.3K reads. 371 votes. 157 comments.

Description: Rather than having countless short stories littered about my profile in various collections and anthologies, I've decided to lump them all together in one so regardless of the genre, you'll find my short (mostly) standalone works right here.

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Hints, Pointers, and Other (Possibly) Useful Things...

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Now before I get started with this I should probably get a few things straight. I'm not the best writer...