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Name Angus Ecrivain
Location UK
Member Since Jul 31, 2010
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Angus Ecrivain has a wife and a puppy. They live in a house in a village in the south-east of England.
He mostly writes science fiction but apparently he's not too bad when it comes to fantasy and historical fiction, either.
Most of what he writes is unintentionally funny though you probably won't like his humour as for the most part it tends to be incredibly offensive.
When he's not writing, Angus is probably sleeping or eating.
Angus Ecrivain probably thinks you're a dickhead.
Angus Ecrivain is most likely a dickhead himself.
Angus Ecrivain is the future reigning Miss Universe. He holds the record for most consecutive victories.
Angus Ecrivain always sleeps with one eye open, 'cos you never know...
Angus Ecrivain actually invented Pot Noodle. It's an error he lives with to this very day.
Angus Ecrivain licks his own testicles, 'cos they taste much better than dog food.
Angus Ecrivain firmly believes that those who live in glass houses should masturbate in the basement.
Angus Ecrivain likes to use bad words, 'cos fuck you...
Contrary to popular opinion, Angus Ecrivain's shit does not smell like roses...


The Day

The Day

Science Fiction #50 / Action #68
7 parts / 13 pages, updated Apr 18, 2014PG-13
239 reads votes 25 comments 8
Time for a Rant

Time for a Rant

Non-Fiction #65 / Humor #386
48 parts / 27 pages, updated Apr 16, 2014PG-13Video
OK so, the best rants by far - you know it's true, so don't try to tell me it's not - are back! That's right... Good news, eh? They're a little out of order, and a few are missing... But what the fuck, right? Time to set the world to rights...
184,060 reads votes 2,988 comments 2,115
Grumpy Old Basterd

Grumpy Old Basterd

Non-Fiction #90 / Humor #502
3 parts / 2 pages, updated Apr 15, 2014PG-13
**CAUTION. THIS WILL OFFEND.** So I've often said that I won't rant about real world shit, in fact I've ranted about people who DO rant about real world shit. But eno... read more
317 reads votes 34 comments 56
AngusEcrivain's Fleeting Fantasies

AngusEcrivain's Fleeting Fantasies

Fantasy #235 / Short Story #579
19 parts / 58 pages, updated Apr 15, 2014PG-13VideoPictures
A collection of short fantasy stories. Some are a little creepy, some aren't...
2,332 reads votes 260 comments 84
Mars Inc.

Mars Inc.

51 parts / 16 pages, updated Apr 14, 2014GCompleted
There's strange things afoot on Mars. In this incredibly skewed and slightly humourous tale, Mike must dig deep if he's going to find out what's going on at Mars Incorporated, ... read more
3,671 reads votes 642 comments 200


Science Fiction #55 / Horror #70
6 parts / 7 pages, updated Apr 12, 2014PG-13
1,489 reads votes 87 comments 68
The Fiefdom of Thirty-Nine Galaxies (Intergalactic MegaSpace, #2)

The Fiefdom of Thirty-Nine Galaxies (Intergalactic MegaSpace, #2)

32 parts / 48 pages, updated Apr 08, 2014PG-13
Join Racist Bastard, the paranoid manifestation of a once great mind, manifested in this case as a border collie, as he races the length ... read more
2,419 reads votes 347 comments 163
Irregular Oddities - A Collection of Random Tales...

Irregular Oddities - A Collection of Random Tales...

6 parts / 3 pages, updated Apr 01, 2014PG-13
A collection of short stories, varying in length. Entries for ChallengeCorner's Grand Prix Challenge...
394 reads votes 79 comments 71
The Dubs of War

The Dubs of War

13 parts / 9 pages, updated Mar 29, 2014PG-13Completed
CRY HAVOC! Let loose the Dubs of War..!
573 reads votes 70 comments 26
The Hotel

The Hotel

5 parts / 14 pages, updated Mar 22, 2014PG-13VideoCompleted
730 reads votes 24 comments 13
Bitchin' Sci-FiRandom Little Bits That Fell Out My Noggin...Other Quality ShitShit That Looks Good...Poetry... 'Cos Sometimes, It's Awesome...Interesting Shit..Who Wants to be Published...

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@Reverentia I wholly agree! :) The 3-day novel challenge? Damn that sounds rather awesome and aye, totally insane! That's definitely going to up...
Pseudo-SSFSD 2 Guidelines f...

Well thank you, muchly :)
Tevun Krus III

I do believe that, as a comic lover, I ought to check those out! :P
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Nice, man. Enjoyed that :)
Liar From the Lowlands

Nice one, buddy! Thanks for entering! @parishsp
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