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You know what? I figured that it was about time I altered this a tad. I mean, I've been here four years. That makes me pensionable age by Wattpad standards. With that in mind, don't you think it's time the silliness stopped?

Like fuck...

If you want to read sensible, well-crafted stories that don't get your cognitive juices flowing then you've come to the wrong place. If, on the other hand, you want to have your testicles – or ovaries, I'll have no gender discrimination here, thank you very much – force fed through a tube of literary randomness and plot holes so gaping there's no way they can be accidental then take a seat, help yourself to a lager and spark a tab.

I should probably point out that not everything I write is as random as the day is long. Some of my shit actually makes sense... What? It fucking does, you cheeky bastards!

I don't do follow for follow because I'm not a twat. I don't take reading requests because I genuinely don't have the time. Requests for either of these things will result in me putting a round of fucks into you.

A little about me? Wife. Puppy. Job. Rock 'n' Fuckin' Roll.

Et quis est, sunt canes?
  • Location:
    UK
  • Joined:
    4 years ago


49 Published Works

Featured work.

ZEDS (Season One) #Wattys2014

Social data: 202K reads. 5.7K votes. 854 comments.

Description: *Featured Novel* In a post-apocalyptic, zombie infested world, a group of survivors do what they can - and what they must - to avoid getting bitten...

#11 in Horror

Other Works by AngusEcrivain.
The Beautiful Game

The Beautiful Game

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Told in a series of blog-type-posts and updated on a weekly basis, The Beautiful Game tells the story of...

#SciFriday

#SciFriday

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#123 in Science Fiction
Mars Inc. III

Mars Inc. III

439 84 36

Mike must escape from the computer generated reality whatsit. If he doesn't then probably not very much...

#130 in Science Fiction
Half-Light Multiverse

Half-Light Multiverse

226 26 6

That's right. Half-Light is back, bitches!

#146 in Science Fiction
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen... It appears the good folk over at @ScienceFiction have bestowed upon me the great honour of featuring one of my short stories in their Nanobytes collection. The link to said collection is below, and I suggest each and every one of you toddle over there at some juncture and gorge yourselves on some totally bitchin' SF from a plethora of kickass writers!

Those of you who're new 'round these parts, I thank you for taking the time to click that button though I would ask the question; Are you mad? If you're not, you soon will be!

http://www.wattpad.com/story/23550178-nano-bytes-a-collection-of-short-scifi-stories