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AngusEcrivain

Name Angus Ecrivain
Location UK
Member Since Jul 31, 2010
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You know what? I figured that it was about time I altered this a tad. I mean, I've been here four years. That makes me pensionable age by Wattpad standards. With that in mind, don't you think it's time the silliness stopped?

Like fuck...

If you want to read sensible, well-crafted stories that don't get your cognitive juices flowing then you've come to the wrong place. If, on the other hand, you want to have your testicles – or ovaries, I'll have no gender discrimination here, thank you very much – force fed through a tube of literary randomness and plot holes so gaping there's no way they can be accidental then take a seat, help yourself to a lager and spark a tab.

I should probably point out that not everything I write is as random as the day is long. Some of my shit actually makes sense... What? It fucking does, you cheeky bastards!

I don't do follow for follow because I'm not a twat. I don't take reading requests because I genuinely don't have the time. Requests for either of these things will result in me putting a round of fucks into you.

A little about me? Wife. Puppy. Job. Rock 'n' Fuckin' Roll.

Et quis est, sunt canes?

Works

Pearl of the Stars II - Far From Home

Pearl of the Stars II - Far From Home

Science Fiction #62 / Adventure #86
14 parts / 43 pages, updated Sep 01, 2014PG-13
2,503 reads votes 262 comments 95
Tag! You're It!

Tag! You're It!

Random #255
1 page, updated Aug 27, 2014
90 reads votes 8 comments 24
Dream Girls

Dream Girls

Science Fiction #237
11 parts / 4 pages, updated Aug 26, 2014PG-13
The Dream Girls can make your every fantasy come true, but what happens when one of their own is in peril?
967 reads votes 94 comments 34
Hardcore Honey and the Red Bull Ring (Hardcore Honey, #8)

Hardcore Honey and the Red Bull Ring (Hardcore Honey, #8)

1 page, updated Aug 25, 2014PG-13Completed
Hardcore Honey comes to the rescue in this short western tale...
74 reads votes 4 comments 5
Hardcore Honey in the Land of Honey (Hardcore Honey, #7)

Hardcore Honey in the Land of Honey (Hardcore Honey, #7)

3 pages, updated Aug 22, 2014PG-13Completed
Hardcore Honey learns much, quickly, about her origins, all with the help of a wee fellow from Lord of the Rings...
52 reads votes 5 comments 6
ZEDS (Season One)

ZEDS (Season One)

Science Fiction #69 / Horror #86
42 parts / 48 pages, updated Aug 22, 2014PG-13
In a post-apocalyptic, zombie infested world, a group of survivors do what they can - and what they must - to avoid getting bitten...
73,071 reads votes 2,718 comments 485
Fictional Tales of Random Events

Fictional Tales of Random Events

1 page, updated Aug 19, 2014PG-13
A collection of random and irregular shorts for ChallengeCorner's 'Off The Rails,' contest...
47 reads votes 5 comments 8
Hardcore Honey and the Pumpkin of Truth (Hardcore Honey, #6)

Hardcore Honey and the Pumpkin of Truth (Hardcore Honey, #6)

3 pages, updated Aug 17, 2014PG-13Completed
Hardcore Honey encounters a magical pumpkin, and makes a couple of slightly amusing acquaintances...
39 reads votes 4 comments 5
Hardcore Honey and the Assassin (Hardcore Honey, #5)

Hardcore Honey and the Assassin (Hardcore Honey, #5)

5 pages, updated Aug 15, 2014PG-13Completed
Hardcore Honey as an admirer...
39 reads votes 5 comments 6
Hardcore Honey and the Glove of the Gods (Hardcore Honey, #4)

Hardcore Honey and the Glove of the Gods (Hardcore Honey, #4)

3 pages, updated Aug 13, 2014PG-13Completed
Hardcore Honey encounters a foe familiar to you Half-Light fans...
55 reads votes 5 comments 5
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@dandydilettante ...and yet for the life of me, I don't remember whether I ate breakfast last Tuesday...
Tag! You're It!

Thanks very much :) I hope you find the rest of my entries as enjoyable :) And aye, hehe... I reckon we all wish that :P
Fictional Tales of Random E...

Thanking you, muchly!
Tales From the Easter Quadrant

Worry not, this baby ain't going anywhere :)
Pearl of the Stars II - Far...

Thank you SRB :)
Pearl of the Stars II - Far...

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