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Name Angus Ecrivain
Location UK
Member Since Jul 31, 2010
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Angus Ecrivain has a wife and a puppy. They live in a house in a village in the south-east of England.
He mostly writes science fiction but apparently he's not too bad when it comes to fantasy and historical fiction, either.
Most of what he writes is unintentionally funny though you probably won't like his humour as for the most part it tends to be incredibly offensive.
When he's not writing, Angus is probably sleeping or eating.
Angus Ecrivain probably thinks you're a dickhead.
Angus Ecrivain is most likely a dickhead himself.
Angus Ecrivain is the future reigning Miss Universe. He holds the record for most consecutive victories.
Angus Ecrivain always sleeps with one eye open, 'cos you never know...
Angus Ecrivain actually invented Pot Noodle. It's an error he lives with to this very day.
Angus Ecrivain licks his own testicles, 'cos they taste much better than dog food.
Angus Ecrivain firmly believes that those who live in glass houses should masturbate in the basement.
Angus Ecrivain likes to use bad words, 'cos fuck you...
Contrary to popular opinion, Angus Ecrivain's shit does not smell like roses...


Pearl of the Stars

Pearl of the Stars

Science Fiction #62 / Adventure #75
29 parts / 34 pages, updated Jul 29, 2014GCompleted
In the aftermath of an epic battle, the Pearl of the Stars arrives home, ready for her next mission...
225 reads votes 53 comments 19


Science Fiction #46 / Horror #52
32 parts / 35 pages, updated Jul 24, 2014PG-13
In a post-apocalyptic, zombie infested world, a group of survivors do what they can - and what they must - to avoid getting bitten...
41,108 reads votes 1,723 comments 379
Grumpy Old Basterd

Grumpy Old Basterd

5 parts / 4 pages, updated Jul 17, 2014R
**CAUTION. THIS WILL OFFEND.** So I've often said that I won't rant about real world shit, in fact I've ranted about people who DO rant about real world shit. But eno... read more
886 reads votes 70 comments 92
Twitter Fiction

Twitter Fiction

General Fiction #539
8 parts / 1 page, updated Jul 15, 2014PG-13
An epic collection of not so epic short shorts. Microfiction, no more than 140 characters - including spaces - in length. Anything in here can be tweeted in its entirety! Not by you though, 'cos it's all copyrighted and shit!
595 reads votes 83 comments 77
Dream Girls

Dream Girls

Science Fiction #220
10 parts / 4 pages, updated Jul 13, 2014PG-13
The Dream Girls can make your every fantasy come true, but what happens when one of their own is in peril?
748 reads votes 91 comments 34
Time for a Rant

Time for a Rant

57 parts / 32 pages, updated Jul 11, 2014PG-13Video
OK so, the best rants by far - you know it's true, so don't try to tell me it's not - are back! That's right... Good news, eh? They're a little out of order, and a few are missing... But what the fuck, right? Time to set the world to rights...
225,796 reads votes 3,985 comments 2,410
The Blood (Easter Quadrant, #2)

The Blood (Easter Quadrant, #2)

Science Fiction #378 / Action #695
8 parts / 8 pages, updated Jul 08, 2014PG-13Video
Set twenty-three years after the events that took place in 'Tales From the Easter Quadrant,' the Easter Quadrant needs its favourite son, Ecks, to help put an... read more
357 reads votes 82 comments 36
Tipping Point

Tipping Point

4 parts / 11 pages, updated Jun 27, 2014PG-13Video
"I can't believe the young man was correct, and I most certainly did not imagine that the Tipping Point would result in something so... drastic. There are so few of us... read more
298 reads votes 47 comments 45
Angus Ecrivain's Tales of a Romantic Nature

Angus Ecrivain's Tales of a Romantic Nature

3 parts / 5 pages, updated Jun 26, 2014PG-13
A series of short romance stories written for CupidsCorner's Romance Smackdown... This collection will be added to until the contest ends - for everyone, or just for me!
497 reads votes 49 comments 67
An Overlord's Guide to Success: Overlording for the Overachiever

An Overlord's Guide to Success: Overlording for the Overachiever

15 parts / 3 pages, updated Jun 20, 2014PG-13Completed
'Concise, clear and above all, useful. An Overlord's Guide to Success: Overlording for the Overachiever is, without a doubt, the go-t... read more
835 reads votes 174 comments 43
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Thanks, SRB! I'll have a look at that - when I can find it! :D
Pearl of the Stars

'tis nought but my pleasure :)
Pearl of the Stars

Thanks very much, glad you're enjoying :)
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Thanks, my friend!
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haha, exactly right :P
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