Angus Ecrivain, some say, was born. Others say he appeared by random chance, an anomaly in the very fabric of existence. All that is known for certain, is that he was found in ASDA aged six, hiding in a cardboard box on the pharmaceutical aisle. Very little is known about his life prior to the ASDA incident, in fact there are few mentions of him in Archives at all after that until his mid-twenties. There is a brief footnote regarding his school life, though said footnote clearly does not tell the whole story. All it says is, 'must do better, see me afterwards.' Mr Ecrivain began writing whilst working nights, which he still does. A particularly long and boring night shift whilst working at an undisclosed location resulted in the writing of a short piece of science fiction. From that short piece, Half-Light was born. Angus has been working on Half-Light since 2007, and the series is still going strong. Though Half-Light is his baby, his pride and joy, it is not an exclusive relationship. Other projects he's written are too numerous to mention here but can be found in his personal Archive. The Future Histories though, are where Angus Ecrivain features both frequently and heavily. It is said that through his words great civilisations will rise and fall, that the planets of Sol will align, and that Pot Noodles will actually taste like food. Angus has a wife and a puppy. They live together in a Sussex village where there's a pub and not much else. He has two guitars, Suzy and Melika. He occasionally wears a kilt, and is an avid Nottingham Forest supporter. Whilst writing he listens to rock and metal, just as he does when he's not writing. He also knows Rule #34 is fact and according to the Future Histories, will prove it. He enjoys the works of Sir Terry Pratchett, Tom Holt, Jack Campbell, and Douglas Adams to name a few. Basically if it's humour, sci-fi, or fantasy, the chances are he'll read it. Transmission Ends, Bitches...
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@AngusEcrivain I just got 10 copies of that email. o-o
Attention, please! I'm sure you'll get annoyed with all of these posts, but it's important news! ALL OF THE BOOKS LISTED BELOW ARE GRATIS RIGHT NOW! SUPPORT YOUR FELLOW WATTPADDIANS - 18th-20th of May! All authors involved would really appreciate your support, so click the links and download for FREE! Once you've done, don't forget to rate/review and go on, tell all your friends! @DemelzaCarlton - Ocean’s Gift - http://www.amazon.com/Oceans-Gift-ebook/dp/B00AFEO80O @Parogar - Psych Ivestigation Episodes - http://www.amazon.com/Psych-Investigation-Episodes-Episode-ebook/dp/B0090U05WO @ItalRT4u - Hot Communications - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0092FIJ70 @MercyRose - Blood Bound - http://www.amazon.com/Blood-Bound-Bonded-Triology-ebook/dp/B00BIAJ7F0 @AngusEcrivain - Getting Stephen Laid - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Getting-Stephen-Laid-ebook/dp/B00CRR6F4E @veraloy - Regency Masquerade - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BJYOZY8 @jewel1307 - Callie An Enchantress Novel - http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/253900 @TheOrangutan - A Gift In The Dark - http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/247656. use the code LM39T to get it free (please feel free to leave a review on Amazon - http://www.amazon.co.uk/A-Gift-Dark-ebook/dp/B00CE1P5C6/ - if you want to instead though, thanks)
@DemelzaCarlton See, I'll have to use both! As the US one doesn't work for UK, lol! *sigh* :P Thanks, Dem!
Oh...you might want to try using the US link for your book, mate. Oddly enough the UK link only works for people in the UK.... http://www.amazon.com/Getting-Stephen-Laid-ebook/dp/B00CRR6F4E that one :D
@DemelzaCarlton hehe well, it's a good message I reckon! Have you discovered you've got to go through your own amazon to access the freebies? I'm pretty sure I can only get them through .co.uk..!
I didn't! She only posted a few minutes ago, with a very familiar message :D
@DemelzaCarlton Yeah I noticed the glitches when I attempted to log on and failed several times! lol oooh, and don't forget@hellvis, too :)
Yeah, it takes them a couple of hours to get the freebies sorted. They've been free for a couple of hours, but Wattpad's been a little glitchy. @LadyDawn did ...@LostDMBFiles ...@dizzy_panda ...
@DemelzaCarlton No worries, Dem :) hehe! I'm sure he can take it :P I got all worried when I checked amazon earlier and he wasn't free... But now he is, lol :) But no, thanks for your shout-outs, too! And everyone else who's been doing so- what's the betting I miss someone off the list, eh?@veraloy@MercyRose@TheOrangutan@ItalRT4u@jewel1307@AnyoneElseWho'sShouted!
Thanks for the shout, mate. Stephen's at the top of my list today, too...can the poor bloke handle the attention?