Angus Ecrivain has a wife and a puppy. They live in a house in a village in the south-east of England. He mostly writes science fiction but apparently he's not too bad when it comes to fantasy and historical fiction, either. Most of what he writes is unintentionally funny though you probably won't like his humour as for the most part it tends to be incredibly offensive. When he's not writing, Angus is probably sleeping or eating. Angus Ecrivain probably thinks you're a dickhead. Angus Ecrivain is most likely a dickhead himself. Angus Ecrivain is the future reigning Miss Universe. He holds the record for most consecutive victories. Angus Ecrivain always sleeps with one eye open, 'cos you never know... Angus Ecrivain actually invented Pot Noodle. It's an error he lives with to this very day. Angus Ecrivain licks his own testicles, 'cos they taste much better than dog food. Angus Ecrivain firmly believes that those who live in glass houses should masturbate in the basement. Angus Ecrivain likes to use bad words, 'cos fuck you... Contrary to popular opinion, Angus Ecrivain's shit does not smell like roses...
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