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AmbersEatingCake

Name	Amber
Location	I have a pet kangaroo & ride it to school daily
Birthday	Dec 01
Member Since	Dec 13, 2009
Votes Received	433
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17 year old Aussie

I'm that kind of person who spends way too much time contemplating life & other worthy philosophical pursuits. I love concept, anything that terrifies me, technology & theories on socialisation and individualism vs authority. I am also a feminist, but I know my early stories don't really reflect that.

I've been a wattpad lurker 5 years & have been holding back a bit. A lot of my stories I dived into without the subplot/planning & they were unrealistic/boring/comically bad. So all of my stories are on indefinite hold

However, I have had a story stuck in my head for 4 years. The plot is at the point I'm satisfied & so I'm writing it for the billionth time

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Here's a summary at least

‘It would be addictive, enthralling and consuming. Her readers would not be able to put the book down until the final sentence. It would be the next big thing’

Sophia Drakos is an author - in the sense that she writes books, not that she actually gets published. Having been rejected by publishers too many times to keep count, she finally decides to craft the ultimate novel; the true money-maker. One that would make her name famous in every house and even spawn a blockbuster movie:

Romance

She already has the perfect protagonist; Ariel, the exotic, curvaceous example of everything Sophia was not. Later, she would decide that was where everything had gone wrong. Ariel was attractive, and certainly addictive. Sophia can’t stop writing, images of Ariel dominating her every thought. Soon, Sophia finds herself trapped in her own, perceptively real, literary otherworld created for Ariel’s romantic escapades with the sexy man-hunk Jack

Initially a dream, Sophia’s reality quickly transforms into a nightmare as she discovers the horrible truth about her efficacy. Ariel knows she is being stalked, Jack is in a coma and none of the characters submit to her expectations. Can she stay balanced and in control, or will she succumb to the lure of absolute power as The Author

Works

The Soldier

Historical Fiction #668

3 pages, updated May 02, 2013 PG-13

tags / army child civil communism death greece greek gun history life murder real uniform violence war

4 reads

A True Vampire Romance

2 pages, updated Dec 01, 2012 PG-13

tags / archetypes blood horror lesbian short stereotypes story subverting writing

32 reads

Feed My Thoughts

26 parts / 58 pages, updated Jan 08, 2012 PG-13

Join the revolution! Abolish mediocre plots and generic characters. Save our stories! Written by AmbersEatingCake, and co-written by Yzabella_Pen, Feed My Thoughts is our... read more

11,392 reads

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371

Men-tal-i-ty noun

2 parts / 5 pages, updated Dec 08, 2011 PG-13

Alone, In his office, an author writes his tale of two teenage lovers. Their actions are mapped out; their words to script - or are they? And the identity of the author remains constantly under question...

55 reads

SATIRICAL PARODY: Comedy bagging out the media, celebrities, etc

1 page, updated Nov 30, 2011

tags / affair australia celebrities charlie children comedy current media satire sheen today tonight

344 reads

Beyond Grace

11 parts / 23 pages, updated Sep 10, 2011 PG-13

"When you love someone, can you truly ever let them go?" 5 years ago, Cash lost her. He lost Melody's sweet smile; the twinkle in her eyes; the soft kisses on her l... read more

5,611 reads

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Take Me Away

2 pages, updated Jun 28, 2011

tags / angel god heaven hell holy insane love satan shortstory spirit

228 reads

Anne

2 pages, updated May 14, 2011

tags / anne bullying lipgloss mona plastic short story suicide superficial

405 reads

Fireflies On Water

1 page, updated Oct 05, 2010

tags / allthatotherrelativeshit art fireflies kusama mirrors poetry yayoi

180 reads

The Other Side to the Glass

1 page, updated Sep 10, 2010 PG-13

tags / a-ring-a-ring-a-rosie cut delusional english hallucinations pain schizophrenia self-harm shortstory

104 reads

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ThatShyGirl22
6 days ago

Hi! ^_^ If you have time could you check out my teen fantasy? I understand if you don't :)

flightofideas24
2 months ago

ah yes, i had to look at your profile to see where your at, your in australia right? that is so awesome. ....that is on my list of countries i would just love to visit. i love the aussie accent too. it rules. i love all accents though. the irish accent is enough to mealt a person too.

flightofideas24
2 months ago

@AmbersEatingCake pretty much. that's why my brother went to android phones. he got tired of apples bs. you know? he like androids a lot better but sadly none of the new androids are up to par for him. he knows about that stuff so he's not happy with the level of smartphones right now. he feels they got worse not better. he even tried the iphone five to be fair and returned it within a week. he was not impressed. that's awesome cause i was wondering if i could use my laptop as an ereader cause i do have a laptop:) awesome. how exciting. more books. just what i need....i should have been a librarian. lol

AmbersEatingCak...
2 months ago

@flightofideas24 :) just google search it.. It's gold :) & you can read ebooks on your computer too ^-^ 

Haha the HSC is like our final exams that we get our marks from so we can enter UNI & stuff. Lol I have no idea wtf happens in other countries

Yeah apple is terrible at cs too (despite the fact that their devices are buggy and break easily which is enough of a hassle). I don't even want to start to list how much time I've wasted on their bs >.<. They either blame you for the breakages or have no idea wtf to do.

flightofideas24
2 months ago

oooh, coolness. going to try that. i do have ibooks, but haven't heard of the other program. i have to look for the other one. 
and question what is HSC? that might be a silly question but since everyone here is from a different country:)
i can't believe a 5k dog broke your kindle. or that amazon wouldn't replace them. a friend of mine had that happen with apple. her son's ipod broke when he unplugged it and she had bought the insurance for it and they still wouldn't replace it saying that that was his fault and not covered. i don't understand that kind of behaviour. especially from these big companies like apple and amazon. you would think they got that big because of good cs, why not learn from their own beginnings and keep the good cs. not start acting like every customer doesn't matter.?

AmbersEatingCak...
2 months ago

@flightofideas24 I'm sort of AWOL - not writing til next year (gotta get my HSC done) but then I'm taking a gap year to write a novel :) ATM I'm just procrastinating ;) Yeah I should probably change my status lol

Haha I guess it depends on the person. I have no idea how the first one broke, but the second one my 5 kg dog stepped n & it broke. Amazon didn't refund either of them & they were quite condescending about it too (which pissed me off more than the broken kindles) :/

If you download iBooks (apple app), then you can read them on your ipod. If you download this program called 'calibre' (WP won't let me post the link), then you can convert any file to epub (for itunes) & then go onto itunes & open the file. I used it to convert my kindle books & my own works so I could read them on my iphone :)

flightofideas24
2 months ago

@AmbersEatingCake hey your still here, i saw that you hadn't updated your status or maybe something else in a while and i thought maybe you were on hiatus from wattpad, but no your here, yay:) thanks for letting me know about amazon cs. i'm big on good cs. my brother got a nook, i've heard no complaints from him, but honestly he doesn't like to read as much as i do. his doesn't have that much on it. mine would be full by now. i have an ipod-how do you use your iphone as a reader? did you download an app or something? is there a trick to that. ?

AmbersEatingCak...
2 months ago

Thanks for following :)@flightofideas24 

Haha don't get one unless you're super responsible & won't leave it in breakable places. I've been through two & the screen cracks so easily (I gave up & now I'm using my iPhone) + amazon was really shitty with customer support

flightofideas24
2 months ago

i want a kindle i want a kindle i want a kindle:)really i want any e reader...that would be nice....

WhatTheFreak
9 months ago

Omg, you ho. LOL. I DON'T NEED TO WEBCAM WITH YOU. IT'S JUST THAT IT'S WAAAAAAAAAAY EASIER TO TALK TO SOMEONE ON SKYPE. 

Oh, you're so still the same. LOL. That's what I missed so much. :) 

Skype. Download Skype. LOL. The app. It's easier to chat there, wifey. No webcaming necessary. 

OMG. I was talking to another friend of mine from Aus and she hates how freezing it is there. Hope you're warm somehow. LOL.

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