Status: UGH! I.Feel.Like.Sshhit! *plops head back on pillow.* I'm sick 2day! Oh and now I've recieved 8/20 votes for the rated r chapter. (1 week ago)

AlyssaLogue

Name	Alyssa Logue
Location	Being chased by Sebastian as I scream my head off!
Birthday	May 28
Member Since	Jul 17, 2012
Votes Received	195
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~ My all time favorite comebacks to guys!
Man: Where have you been all my life? 
Woman: Hiding from you. 
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? 
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. 
Man: Is this seat empty? 
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. 
Man: Your place or mine? 
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. 
Man: So, what do you do for a living? 
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter. 
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? 
Woman: Unfertilized. 
Man: Your body is like a temple. 
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today 
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. 
Woman: But would you stay there? 
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. 
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. 
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together 
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs slɥʇ 
ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI 

GREASTEST line I've ever heared from my friends- Bobby: John's just crabby because he doesn't have any faith. John: Oh I have faith alright. Faith that you're a dumbass! ( This all occured over-THE POWER OF YOUTH! If you don't get it it's a Guy Sensei and Rock Lee from Naruto thing.)

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Worry-Sebastian Michaelis love story

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kitcat117
2 days ago

U have the same birthday as me

menagerie12
1 week ago

@AlyssaLogue 

Me: You'll be fine. You can't die from a bloody nose. Your nose is most likely very stuffed up and sniffing doesn't help it. It makes the cartilage inside the nose raw, which causes the bleeding. Just stay hydrated and keep your nose wet, like putting a small amount of water on your finger(and this will sound gross) and stick it in your nose. it helps me all the time when i have a bloody nose.

Sesshomaru: You sound like a healer.

Me: I'm not. My stepmother (who I really hate) is a nurse, my mother, aunt, and grandmother know how to deal with these things, and living with three other children, you learn to pick up on these things. Oh! And another way to help a bloody nose stop: Have someone hold your head in their lap slightly elevated, have your legs sticking straight out in front you (dont lock your knees) and have another person lightly kick the bottom of your feet. that will make the blood flow back to your legs and feet and circulate regularly again.

Sesshomaru: Are you sure you're not a healer?

Me: I'm positive. I learned that trick from a family friend who worked at a daycare. I promise you, it works.

FoxHime
1 week ago

It'll be fine. ^^' It could just be a side affect from your cold. Or the stuffiness.  I've had that problem several times before when I'm sick. -.-' lol Don't worry you'll be fine. ^_^

AlyssaLogue
1 week ago

@FoxHime 

Me: Is it bad if my nose has been bleeding for two days straight?....I'm serious, it's been doing that for 2 days now and I'm starting to freak out a little bit..........SOMEBODY TELL ME IF I'M GONNA DIE!!!!

Sebastian: You're not going to die.

Me: *not listening at all and didn't even hear him* I'M GONNA DIE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs around neighborhood like a maniac*

Sebastian: -_-"......*goes back to reading Edgar Allan Poe book*

FoxHime
1 week ago

@AlyssaLogue Lol Well have fun anyway. x'D And I hope you get well soon! ^_^

AlyssaLogue
1 week ago

@menagerie12@FoxHime 

Me: Ok I'm stupid. For whatever reason I thought my cousin was having a birthday party today but it was actually his school play I was going to. I feel like an idiot. -_-"

AlyssaLogue
1 week ago

@menagerie12 @FoxHime

Me: Thanks guys, that means a lot to me. I'd rather be in bed sleeping right now, but I have my cousin Tyler's birthday, which his actual birthday isn't until the 31st, party to go to at 6:30. Oh well, he and are are like twins since we're only 3 days apart so he'll definately act more calm around me. The funny thing is he's the one person in my family that, as far as I'm aware of, I have never had an argument with or been angry at.....No wait I haven't been angry at my dad's mom and his grandma, whom I call Grammy, or been in an argument with them either.....I keep feeling like I'm going to sneeze and I haven't sneezed yet!!! I hate that!

menagerie12
1 week ago

@AlyssaLogue 
Me: get better, Alyssa!!!

Sesshomaru: I may not know who you are, but I hope you feel better.

Me: I, as well, hate being sick (who doesn't?). Especially on the weekend T^T... that's always the worst cuz you're all "Yay! It's the weekend!" and then it's like, "*cough cough* Nooooo!! It's the end of the world! I'm sick on the weekend!!!"

Sesshomaru: What are you babbling about?

Me: o_o I don't even know anymore. something about being sick? Now come on. we're at my place. *looks at house* I don't think my mom would like a weird stranger coming into my room... TO THE BACKYARD!!
oh, and Happy early Birthday! I might attempt to do a one shot, but im not familiar with them. i'll try my best! *determination*

FoxHime
1 week ago

Aww happy early birthday. ♥_♥ I wish I could do something for you but alas, my writing skills are horrid. x_x

AlyssaLogue
1 week ago

@FoxHime 

Me: *Holding in a sneeze* Thank you. Right now the only thing I'm looking foreward to, besides getting over this cold, is my birthday; which is on the 28th this month. I've never really had a 'great' birthday before, since my birthday is always nothing but disaster every freaking year, but maybe this year will be better. I'd really enjoy it if someone made me a birthday one-shot based on my character Alisiana from my Sebastian love story; heck if I got a really good one I might even add it to my story and give that person the dedication and credit for creating it! That would make my birthday really special for once in my life and for once I'd actually like to have a 'happy birthday' like it should be. 

Sebastian: *Still reading E.A.Poe book, but smirking* Oh it will be~<3

Me: =//_//='' Pervert.

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