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Altiloquent

Name	Maddy
Location	The address is 221B Baker Street. Afternoon!
Birthday	Mar 22
Member Since	Jan 31, 2010
Votes Received	4,115
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I don't, I don't understand. Why do you want me to say my name?

Ah, well, I'm Altiloquent. I used to be PandorE. You can call me Maddy, or Alty, or whatever your most likely gorgeous brain can conjure.

My fans. (God it feels strange to think I have fans! Thank you!) What would I ever do without you glorious human beings? You are so entirely patient with me. I have more than I deserve with my languid updating habits and how little I'm on the site anymore, save to post new chapters. For sticking with me through this, I thank you. You're all stars! xxo

Next, my "updating habits". I post erratically. I'll appear to be gone for months, then suddenly come back into the scene with some outlandish story idea about murderers and UST and all the fun angst and terribly silly character names. When I do get into a story I write, however, expect an update every week, or every other week at least. Sometimes within days.

I'm a generally nice person. I do love to talk, but I am dreadfully shy even on the interwebs. If you'd like, hit me up. I try to reply to all messages I get, but I do have an awfully lethal case of "lazy" and "procrastinating". I also seem to be overusing adjectives.

I'm not so reserved when I talk. Strike a conversation with me and you'll see, what with my sudden outbreak of emoticons and lack of punctuation.

I make my own covers. If only Photoshop and I got along more often.

So basically, I'm a perverted sixteen year old girl who likes a good read and a good movie. I love music. (Who doesn't?) I love to write, of course, and hope to be an author.

I love Ephemerrealityy. Check her out. She's amazing. This girl's my spirit animal and my idol.

Works

Thirty Day Writing Challenge (Take Two!)

14 parts / 11 pages, updated Apr 28, 2013

tags / 30daywritingchallenge altiloquent did-somebody-say-inconsistency

96 reads

The Catachresis [Rewrite]

3 parts / 7 pages, updated Nov 24, 2012

[Rated R for pretty bad language at points, sexual themes, violence, blood and gore, disturbing imagery/ideas] No one really knows how the Catachresi came to be. ... read more

144 reads

Above Us, Stars

2 parts / 7 pages, updated Oct 11, 2012

"Above us, stars. Beneath us, constellations. Five billion miles away, a galaxy dies like a snowflake falling on water. Below us, some farmer, feeling the chill of tha... read more

92 reads

Songs / Poems / Story Materials / Extras

32 parts / 16 pages, updated Jul 13, 2012 PG-13

Basically a jumble of songs or poems I'm using in a story, or just poems I wrote for school. May also contain blurbs of ideas I want to write or revive, or of little extras I had in mind. :P I get bored easily, so I write randomly. x3

11,461 reads

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30 Day Writing Challenge

30 parts / 22 pages, updated Jul 06, 2012 PG-13

For the next thirty days, I'll be writing a drabble a day using the word prompts I'm given. Feel free to do this yourself! It's fun, I promise. All of these are g... read more

2,426 reads

The Lord is My Shepherd; I Shall Not Want || a supernatural fanfic

8 pages, updated Mar 20, 2012 PG-13

tags / castiel dean fanfic fic michael sam supernatural PandorE

145 reads

Intricate

12 parts / 40 pages, updated Dec 31, 2011

Dedicated to my best friend, Gabby. Aidyn is a Liar; in other words, he's a special, elite type of hitman designed to break his victims down with words and wipe them out of exis... read more

3,640 reads

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Answers

13 parts / 43 pages, updated Sep 18, 2011

A legion of hellish monsters deemed the Wretched has arisen, and they wreak havoc on the now desolate, black world. What few survivors remain group together and keep the lights bri... read more

4,282 reads

...The Catachresis... [Completed]

23 parts / 82 pages, updated Mar 21, 2011 PG-13

The Catachresi are monsters. It is fact; they are ugly, they are grotesque, and they are hungry. They eat humans, or "turn" the human into one of them wi... read more

44,088 reads

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Dream III: Sleepwake [Hiatus]

5 parts / 17 pages, updated Feb 23, 2011 PG-13

Things have quieted down for James and Rachel since The Cult was wiped out. Fifteen long years later, there's still news of The Insomniac who saves lives; but no ... read more

2,342 reads

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Altiloquent's Reading ListFavorites

Prologue -Pandora

690 reads

『CorRUPted 』; Prologue

1,111 reads

~Incarnadine~ Preface

173 reads

$<div class="storytip"><span class="title">TWITCH {{FINISHED}}</span><br>by Ephemerrealityy<br><br>It all starts out with a TWITCH. It all started with TWENTY people. Then people start to die. Then the desperation takes over. It all started BECAUSE of a virus. It's all going to END because of a virus.<br><br>21 pages <img src="http://a.wattpad.net/image/22007/v2/votes.png" width="14" height="14"/> 89 <img class="rating" src="http://a.wattpad.net/image/22007/RATED_PG-13.png" /> </div>$
TWITCH {{FINISHED}}

6,014 reads

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Altiloquent
2 weeks ago

@fooliot 
Oh don't get me wrong. I still have finals coming up LOL! And whew! Nice going, lol. I applaud you, good sir!

fooliot
2 weeks ago

@Altiloquent 

Lucky... my last exam (the ACT) is June 8 >.< On a somewhat prideful note, I managed to pound out an 1000 word essay today, a skill I'm sure will somehow serve me well eventually. >.>

Altiloquent
2 weeks ago

@fooliot 
LOL I just got out of exams here. Had an exam yesterday too though, but hopefully things will calm down. I'm dreading college years to come though LMAO! Oh god, go write! go go go! And good luck!

fooliot
2 weeks ago

@Altiloquent 

My are right at the peak of busy-ness, it's standardized pre-college testing season over here, besides, I'm hurriedly trying to finish an essay on Ayn Rand due in about 1.5 hours, lol. I think I should get back to work...

Altiloquent
2 weeks ago

@fooliot 
LOL! Well gosh, I hope you did all right then! I've been busy myself, but it should be dying down now, haha. I'm just excited for the summer.

fooliot
3 weeks ago

@Altiloquent lol, your warning hath come a tad bit too late, I've travelled far too far down the path of no return, my studies await...tomorrow.

Altiloquent
1 month ago

So I've sort of been busy with school recently - and by "busy" I mean bundled down with work that I don't want to do, so I constantly put it off until it's late in the evening and not an option to procrastinate anymore, LMAO.
So I'm skipping yesterday's and today's drabble! I'll do it right after school tomorrow before getting back to work haha. I suck. But, alas, there will be three uploads from me tomorrow! I still feel really stiff while writing. It's icky. I need to get back in the groove, and then I can hopefully upload what YOU guys want me to post LOL.

Anywho! Sorry, pony boys.
Have wonderful evenings, and don't procrastinate like me!

Always,
Altiloquent

Altiloquent
1 month ago

@Cryptic_ 
Haha, I'm not sure I understand where this is coming from or what I've done to deserve it, but thank you!

Cryptic_
1 month ago

You are a very thoughtful person.

dearbeloved
2 months ago

@Altiloquent Update the new Catachresis! :)

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Works

Thirty Day Writing Challenge (Take Two!)

The Catachresis [Rewrite]

Above Us, Stars

Songs / Poems / Story Materials / Extras

30 Day Writing Challenge

The Lord is My Shepherd; I Shall Not Want || a supernatural fanfic

Intricate

Answers

...The Catachresis... [Completed]

Dream III: Sleepwake [Hiatus]

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