Status: I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake. (1 year ago)


Name Maddy
Location The address is 221B Baker Street. Afternoon!
Birthday Mar 22
Member Since Jan 31, 2010
Votes Received 4,598
Profile Page

I don't, I don't understand. Why do you want me to say my name?

Ah, well, I'm Altiloquent. I used to be PandorE. You can call me Maddy, or Alty, or whatever your most likely gorgeous brain can conjure.

My fans. (God it feels strange to think I have fans! Thank you!) What would I ever do without you glorious human beings? You are so entirely patient with me. I have more than I deserve with my languid updating habits and how little I'm on the site anymore, save to post new chapters. For sticking with me through this, I thank you. You're all stars! xxo

Next, my "updating habits". I post erratically. I'll appear to be gone for months, then suddenly come back into the scene with some outlandish story idea about murderers and UST and all the fun angst and terribly silly character names. When I do get into a story I write, however, expect an update every week, or every other week at least. Sometimes within days.

I'm a generally nice person. I do love to talk, but I am dreadfully shy even on the interwebs. If you'd like, hit me up. I try to reply to all messages I get, but I do have an awfully lethal case of "lazy" and "procrastinating". I also seem to be overusing adjectives.

I'm not so reserved when I talk. Strike a conversation with me and you'll see, what with my sudden outbreak of emoticons and lack of punctuation.

I make my own covers. If only Photoshop and I got along more often.

So basically, I'm a perverted sixteen year old girl who likes a good read and a good movie. I love music. (Who doesn't?) I love to write, of course, and hope to be an author.

I love Ephemerrealityy. Check her out. She's amazing. This girl's my spirit animal and my idol.




2 parts / 7 pages, updated Nov 25, 2013R
The Sanctum is one of the most powerful countries in the world; it's a land that harbors dark practices for strength, and it's a land that gave birth to a Sacrifice. Every fifty... read more
101 reads votes 7 comments 5
Above Us, Stars

Above Us, Stars

3 parts / 11 pages, updated Jul 07, 2013G
"Above us, stars. Beneath us, constellations. Five billion miles away, a galaxy dies like a snowflake falling on water. Below us, some farmer, feeling the chill of tha... read more
644 reads votes 34 comments 26
Thirty Day Writing Challenge (Take Two!)

Thirty Day Writing Challenge (Take Two!)

14 parts / 11 pages, updated Apr 28, 2013
196 reads votes 35 comments 6
The Catachresis [Rewrite]

The Catachresis [Rewrite]

3 parts / 7 pages, updated Nov 24, 2012R
[Rated R for pretty bad language at points, sexual themes, violence, blood and gore, disturbing imagery/ideas] No one really knows how the Catachresi came to be. ... read more
271 reads votes 20 comments 9
Songs / Poems / Story Materials / Extras

Songs / Poems / Story Materials / Extras

32 parts / 16 pages, updated Jul 13, 2012PG-13Video
Basically a jumble of songs or poems I'm using in a story, or just poems I wrote for school. May also contain blurbs of ideas I want to write or revive, or of little extras I had in mind. :P I get bored easily, so I write randomly. x3
13,042 reads votes 187 comments 222
30 Day Writing Challenge

30 Day Writing Challenge

30 parts / 22 pages, updated Jul 06, 2012PG-13Completed
For the next thirty days, I'll be writing a drabble a day using the word prompts I'm given. Feel free to do this yourself! It's fun, I promise. All of these are g... read more
3,347 reads votes 50 comments 78
The Lord is My Shepherd; I Shall Not Want || a supernatural fanfic

The Lord is My Shepherd; I Shall Not Want || a supernatural fanfic

8 pages, updated Mar 20, 2012PG-13
298 reads votes 2 comments 0


12 parts / 40 pages, updated Dec 31, 2011PGVideoPictures
Dedicated to my best friend, Gabby. Aidyn is a Liar; in other words, he's a special, elite type of hitman designed to break his victims down with words and wipe them out of exis... read more
4,561 reads votes 115 comments 74


13 parts / 43 pages, updated Sep 18, 2011PGVideo
A legion of hellish monsters deemed the Wretched has arisen, and they wreak havoc on the now desolate, black world. What few survivors remain group together and keep the lights bri... read more
5,428 reads votes 101 comments 65
...The Catachresis... [Completed]

...The Catachresis... [Completed]

23 parts / 82 pages, updated Mar 21, 2011PG-13PicturesCompleted
The Catachresi are monsters. It is fact; they are ugly, they are grotesque, and they are hungry. They eat humans, or "turn" the human into one of them wi... read more
48,200 reads votes 662 comments 307
Altiloquent's Reading ListFavorites

Message Board

Login or Facebook Sign in with Twitter


The Return of AnimaliaHot Little PoniesTheir Very Own Trapped Butterfly (ON HOLD)

Recent Votes

CircumstancesThirty Day Writing ChallengeHot Little PoniesDeath

Recent Comments

Oh my gosh! That's so cute, haha, I'm so glad you two found something in common with this story. Thanks so much for your kind words! There's no...
.Mirror.Image//.02 [Completed]

Oh my gosh! That's so cute, haha, I'm so glad you two found something in common with this story. Thanks so much for your kind words! There's no...
.Mirror.Image//.02 [Completed]


Oh my! Thank you so much! I'm glad you saw so much potential in this old thing haha. And I'm so happy you took the time to tell me this! I love...
...The Catachresis... [Comp...

Thank you!

Science FictionFantasyHorrorHumorActionParanormalShort StoryWattpad Meetups & AnnouncementsMultimedia Designs