AliceInHell

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My email for editing is: all.9.31.hallows.eve@gmail.com

I am incredibly random, and write more slowly than a sloth with a broken leg moves. I edit pretty quickly, though. I love making friends with random wattpaders! So message me! I have a pg13 vocabulary. Yay for profanity!

“The next time somebody announces that he plans to get Medieval on your ass, tell him you're going to get Renaissance on his gonads.” 
- James K. Morrow

“This is how you do it: you sit down at the keyboard and you put one word after another until it's done. It's that easy, and that hard.” 
- Neil Gaiman 

"You don't need to be straight to fight and die for your country, you just need to shoot straight."
-Barry Goldwater

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind, don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind." 
-Dr.Seuss

 I am obsessed with: SHARPIES, ALICE IN WONDERLAND, QUOTES, GLOW STICKS, SWIMMING, GOATS, PHOTOGRAPHY, training, Batman, NARWHALS, PARKOUR, The Joker, PAINTING, music, Pon & Zi, Invader Zim, Making Fiends,Sleeping With Sirens, BMTH, Oli Sykes, Imagine Dragons, Converse, We The Kings, combat boots, purple, black, neon green, blue, PETER PAN, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Edward Scissorhands, PAINT, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, My Super Psycho Sweet 16, HORROR MOVIES, Kick Ass, Beetlejuce, VIOLENCE, Panic! At the Disco, pranking my buds (I really only have guy friends), TURTLES, geocaching <--- THAT'S SOME FUN SHIT THERE (If you don't know what geocahing is: www.geocaching.com <--- go there. I'm bad at explaining stuff.), learning how to skateboard, learning how to play guitar, playing violin, and lots of other stuff.

❒ Single
❒ Taken
✔ Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist

This link is to my friend's band Songs Taste Better With Syrup (please check them out)
   http://www.myspace.com/songstastebetterwithsyurp