If Justin bieber decided breathing isn't cool. 91% of the girls would be dead. Post this if you the 9% who think this is funny. I'm part of that 9%
That moment when someone says "We need to talk". And all the bad things u did come back to you.
If you fan me i'll fan ya back!
(Conversation between friends day after a major party) "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you threw my hamster, saying 'Go Pickhachu!"
Immature = A word Boring people use to describe fun People
MATH = Mental Abuse To Humans
Music is my religion!
I have a secret slutty person in my head. I also am one of those people that sits alone and everyone thinks i'm shy i'm silently juding everyone. I read way to much. I Love Gin Wigmore, Florence and the Machine, Ashok, Oh Land, Anberlin, Caro Emerald, Paramore, Cheryl Cole, Neon Trees, The Black Keys, Sara Bareilles, The Civil Wars, Birdy, The Temper Trap, A Fine Frenzy, Flyleaf, The Fray, Coldplay, Rhianna, Lana Del Rey, Adele, V.V. Brown, Onerepublic, Yael Naim, Amy Stroup, Grouplove, and Nina Dobrev. Thats right she has a couple of songs but the one i love the song Survivor. I love Chealsea Lately. She speaks her mind. I prefer to not think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out my mouth. I am mentally dating a celebrity that doesn't know i exist. Common sense is so rare these days it should classified as a super power. Given enough SLEEP i could rule the world. I hate that awkward moment when i'm telling a story and i realize no ones lisenting and i start to slowly fade out and pretend i never said anything. I know that everyone still believes deep down we'll someday get super powers. Sometimes i get so embaressed that i wishes everyone else was dead. Everyone should always remeber "FISH" Fuck it. Shit happens. I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger and hand him a briefcase and whisper " you know what to do" and walk away. http://youtu.be/u7aNKstBCM4 see it