Status: My life is chaotic (5 months ago)

AlexStylinson

Name	Alex in Neverland
Location	Somew
Birthday	May 31
Member Since	Jan 13, 2011
Votes Received	1,052
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You can call me Ace. Unless i said not to... in that case YOU SUCK LOLLIPOPS!

I'm a 17 year old british girl with a magical Ninja chipmunk named Steve. I often vacation in Narnina and drive around in my sexy sparkly mustang. Buffalos roam free in the wonderful world of Alex, eating tacos as they please. It is a world where the chickens can cross roads without having their intentions questioned.

Truth? I am not british. I didnt have a sexy enough accent, so they kicked me out. The color pink hates me, and the day you meet me will be funnier than a penguin with a banjo.

I will indeed marry Andy Biersack in a boat made of licorice surrounded by my lake of squirtable cheese. Eric, the unicorn that Tay stole, shall be our preacher, and everybody will do the macarena after we say "i do".

Don't ask me where I come up with half the shiz I do. The words just flow from my fingers on rainbows of skittles.

I spoke to a twiz today. A twiz is a "Taylor who is zpecial" cause 'twis' just... wasn't... cool enough.

I'm attracted to the adorable. SOme things are just cute, like in Despicable Me when the little girl is like "ITS SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIEEE!". WEll some things are so cute that I MUST compare them to a giant fluffy animated unicorn before stealigng them away and locking them in my closet and keeping them FOREVERRRRRRRR.

Sometimes I have nightmares. I wake up screming in the middle of the night after being chased around in DreamerLand by a giant pink snail. He thought I was a baby and wanted to eat my toes.

BLAAAAAH! x3

Oh. And I'm kind of in love with 1D. #Directioner ♥

Becca's my buddy! She's gonna be posting some writing soon so be sure to check her out cause she's lovely: http://www.wattpad.com/user/BeeDevee

BTW! Amber is my wattpad twin. we share a brain. IM SURE OF IT. : http://www.wattpad.com/user/Insaneosaur

ADD ME YO! : http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002975823259 ♥

♀+♀=♥ GENDER
♂+♂=♥ DOESN'T
♂+♀=♥ MATTER

Works

Once Upon A One-shot {LGBT...sometimes}

1 page, updated Aug 31, 2012 PG-13

Myyyy one-shotsss. Yeah. Not all are LGBT. Heads up on that.

180 reads

I Wouldn't Call It Cupid

12 parts / 34 pages, updated Jun 14, 2012 PG-13

"Sometimes, there is nothing more terrifying than the fear of being yourself" Adam Valentine is pretty average for a 16 year old guy. He likes musi... read more

15,100 reads

303

112

Dark-shots (One-shots)

5 parts / 19 pages, updated Apr 03, 2012 PG-13

My not-necessarily-super-happy one-shots. No, they aren't all tragic endings, but sometimes it's just not happy either. Cause in life, stories sren't all Disney "happily ever after" B.S.

3,262 reads

Asylum •boyxboy•

4 parts / 17 pages, updated Mar 29, 2012 PG-13

River Anderson is not crazy, and yet, here he is. Trapped in a world where he doesn't belong. No matter how much others tell him otherwise, he is convin... read more

4,231 reads

107

We All Fall Down (BoyxBoy) [On Hold]

6 parts / 13 pages, updated Feb 13, 2012 PG-13

"Scars remind us of where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going" Jaxen Hart hates a lot of things. Diapers, typos, cinnamon ... read more

4,320 reads

133

Memoria

3 pages, updated Dec 01, 2011

Memoria means "memory" in spanish. Always remember

315 reads

Between The Lines (BoyxBoy) [On Hold]

10 parts / 23 pages, updated Oct 13, 2011 PG-13

Mason St. Lions hates being in the spotlight. But with a world-famous actor as a father and the heiress of a billionaire's fortune as his mother, the spot... read more

14,313 reads

396

148

Lost

2 pages, updated Jul 05, 2011 PG-13

tags / alexvalentine dark death lost short story

424 reads

AlexStylinson's Reading ListCompleted StoriesNeed to ReadSEQUELS :DFanficsOne-shots contest one-shots (entires)

Irony of Wattpad

24,954 reads

Rebound, But Newfound [boyxboy]

377,517 reads

I Fell For His Brother?! [BoyxBoy]

296,202 reads

He's One Sexy Badass (Book 1-...

121,111 reads

Message Board

Sponge14
4 days ago

Hey Alex! Lol, loving the imagination going on :)
Hehe, i'm British.. altho im not sure about the accent :p

obeyitzdelaney
2 months ago

Hey Alex! Do you mod to check out my stories? I'm working on one that has Boyxboy and girlxgirl and just byisexualnes. Thanks -delaney

AlexStylinson
5 months ago

FUUUUUUUUU. 

I kind of hate all of my stories at this point. Every single damn one of them. 

Why?! 

Well my life as of late has been like "hectic" and "chaotic" had mad rabbit sex and started poppin out babies named "The Life of Alex Valentine"

I haven't had time to write or read or anything really. It's been constant "Go" since I left the hospital and This is basically my first real break, sitting alone in my room at 12:30 am on my dying kindle. 

Anyway I hate my stories because I have no idea where to go with them. Idk what I was doing or thinking because Im fairly "in the moment" with my writing. I plan out the key biSa and aspects but only mentally. e

I dont know where to gooooooooo.

Id feel crappy starting a new story even though thats pretty much what I want to do. 

Yup. 

Ill go write a oneshot in the mean time. 

Hai new fans. Sorry for my shit. You have been warned.

withoututhereis...
6 months ago

omfg that is terrible what happened to u!! i hope u r feel better ;D

Freya_Unpublish...
7 months ago

Hey could you maybe check out my stories? (: it'd mean a lot!

HisOceanEyesDro...
8 months ago

ALEEEEEX! :D Sorry I didn't reply sooner. I haven't been on in a while 'cause I broke my collar bone last week then I displaced the bones on Tuesday trying to put on a shirt. >.< BUT I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE FEELING BETTER. :) I read your message and I was like holy shit. o.o Whatta trooper. :3

Insaneosaur
8 months ago

Omfg, you're awakeeee <3 I'm so glad you're back. I was super worried and sad :c hope you can get back into the groove of things! <3's

AlexStylinson
8 months ago

Okay so I got your names (unless you didnt state it on your profile) so whenever I upload next, che k to see if you've made a cameo appearance. Its a way to say thanks  to you beautiful people

torchwoodlover3...
8 months ago

glad to hear that your awake xxxx :D

Lalalalaing
8 months ago

Hey this is Kira! Glad to hear that you are awake from your coma! It would've been sad if something bad happened! I was tear-eyed about the news, even though we don't talk much. But yeah. xoxo

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