AlbeitWeird

Name Ophelia Phoebe & Sonnie!!!
Location None of your beezwax!!! Teehee
Birthday Sep 24
Member Since Dec 08, 2010
Votes Received 154
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Hey there, people of Saturn and this little planet we like to call mustachia!!! For the earth beings here,  This is Ophelia Phoebe and Carson here. But call Carson Sonnie, Carson just sounds too much like a guy. ANYHOO...... I (Ophelia) am 18, black hair, weird grayish blue eyes. I love hardcore, screamo, grunge (heh), the works.  i'm a harry potter freak, I hate twilight, I'm a nerd at heart. I play cello, french horn, guitar, piano, organ, harp, percussion, i try to play flute... hehe. I love to write, i love math,ilove my horses, I'm british (God save the queen from my wrath :D), I prefer to memorize the square root of 2 rather than memorize pi, and that's about it. Yup. GROW MUSTACHES!!!! MUSTACHES RULE!!! HITLER HAD ONE!!! THAT IS ALL THE PROOF I NEED!!!! hehe..... *strokes imaginary mustache plotting revenge against the world as the world's smartest neo-nazi ever born!!!! MUWAHAAHA!!!!! oh, I'm a descendant, soo........

Hey, Sonnie here. I"m sorry you had to witness my cousin off of her meds. I'm glad I live in arizona and she's somewhere in london. I have chocolate colored hair and green eyes. I hate pop music and i'd rather blow my eardrums out with rap or post- hardcore. I play guitar, piano, and i own a drum set. I'm not the musical savant Ophie is. um yeah, i hate preps and i hate those emo kids who are always so sad for themselves and shit like that. I swear a lot, get over it, and i drive a Corvette zr1 named Lyle .  !!PLEASE DO NOT GROW A MUSTACHE, IT WILL SEND OPHIE INTO A FRENZY AND BELIEVE ME, WE DO NOT WANT THAT!!!!

Ophie here, sorry I've been a while, I can't really write right now.....still working

Muahahaha!! note to the people... as most Wattpadians know, it's rather annoying to have people post on your message board saying 'please read my story, it's called _____ and its about _____'. It gets on our nerves too, so please don't unless you really think we'll like it... no offense, but some are just painful. XD 

LURVE!!!

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The Drummer Boy

The Drummer Boy

1 page, updated Jul 16, 2011Pictures
An extremely short story about a little drummer boy who lets his imagination free before a revolution in the future.
216 reads votes 1 comments 0
My Bucket List

My Bucket List

8 parts / 3 pages, updated May 01, 2011PG-13
Title says it all. This is a list the top 100 things i want to do before I kick the bucket. I rant pretty much the whole time and all the entries are short. Enjoy!
1,606 reads votes 5 comments 5
A normal day with the characters of Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji)

A normal day with the characters of Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji)

3 pages, updated Mar 03, 2011
857 reads votes 5 comments 11
Forever A Crip

Forever A Crip

5 pages, updated Feb 27, 2011
398 reads votes 13 comments 16
I'm the delinquent, he's well, he's an ass

I'm the delinquent, he's well, he's an ass

2 pages, updated Jan 26, 2011PG-13
167 reads votes 2 comments 2
Apocalypse

Apocalypse

1 page, updated Jan 22, 2011
78 reads votes 1 comments 0
Arranged: A Not-So-Love Story

Arranged: A Not-So-Love Story

10 parts / 16 pages, updated Dec 26, 2010PG-13
Sage is the bad-ass emo bitch, and when she fails Algebra, her mother looks for a tutor. When her mother finds a rich English man with a son, Noble, she jumps a... read more
6,448 reads votes 79 comments 27
12 years and I still love him

12 years and I still love him

3 pages, updated Dec 19, 2010
tags / carson lévi thea
291 reads votes 10 comments 4
I'm Emo and She's My Guardian Angel

I'm Emo and She's My Guardian Angel

2 pages, updated Dec 17, 2010VideoPictures
539 reads votes 7 comments 5
Sad and depressing poems that tell my life story

Sad and depressing poems that tell my life story

3 parts / 1 page, updated Dec 11, 2010PG-13
a lot of depressing poems that came from my heart. All of them either happened to me or nearly happened to me. If you feel my pain, or if you enjoy reading my sadistic poems, please vote or comment.
1,635 reads votes 6 comments 3

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gabbyalex
gabbyalex

3 months ago
Hope you're doing okay. :-)
vamp100
vamp100

4 months ago
Heyy!! Do u mind checking out my book? It would mean alot to me.....it's called 'hunting the predator' by vamp100......thanx sooo much!!
darkdavid
darkdavid

1 year ago
Will you come back?
13horseluvr
13horseluvr

1 year ago
nononononononon dont leave!!! :( tht would make me sad and then i would turn emo. and you wouldnt want that, would u? no? didnt think so :)))))))
AlbeitWeird
AlbeitWeird

1 year ago
Dear amazing fans,
Sonnie and I have been speaking recently, and we've decided it would be a good thing for both of our private lives if we took a hiatus from Wattpad. My personal life has done a complete 180, and I'm finding it harder and harder to write stories, both new and old. While I cannot say exactly what Sonnie's problem is, her life is also hell right now. We may occasionally be able to read stories, but uploading for now is on a complete pause. I really hate to be a bearer of bad news, but for our sanity (quite literally), we really do have to take a break. I can't make promises about when we shall return, but it could be a few months, maybe even longer. now, I really should begetting to sleep now, since it's half two in the morning and I have uni later. Okay, so, if you have any questions for either Sonnie or I, we'll check this for the next week or so until we're gone completely, so don't be afraid to ask away. And remember, dear friends, we're taking a break, we're not dead. And hopefully, we'll stay not dead until we come back. If one of us should have an untimely demise, we'll let you know.

In mine and Sonnie's name,
Ophelia

ps- WE LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR MAKING OUR WATTPAD EXPERIENCE SO FAR ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! 
darkdavid
darkdavid

1 year ago
@AlbeitWeird good luck
AlbeitWeird
AlbeitWeird

1 year ago
Anyone here BJD owners? Any tips for me? And maybe an invite to Den of Angels? I'm getting my first dollie!!! ^^
AlbeitWeird
AlbeitWeird

1 year ago
Anyone here BJD owners? Any tips for me? And maybe an invite to Den of Angels? I'm getting my first dollie!!! ^^
TiannaWrites
TiannaWrites

1 year ago
Chu crazii cuppycakeee
AlbeitWeird
AlbeitWeird

1 year ago
'Ello, loves! <-- I don't actually say that, I promise. Okay! My friend from when I was in germany just got a Wattpad! Anyone who's a fan of Cinema Bizarre (such as myself), or wants to get to Love them, go read her story! She's at www.wattpad.com/Magic8BallsOfFire   Now, GO! And comment, comment, comment! and fan! and vote! COMMENT, COMMENT, COMMENT, GO!!!!

-Ophie

PS- If you actually read this all the way through, GO YOU! No, seriously, go read her stuff, like, NOW!! *threatens you with a gun*
GO! DO IT! DON'T MAKE ME SHOOT!! 

heh, heh, kidding about that last part there... but seriously, DO IT!

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