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AhmedTheSloth

Name	Ahmed
Location	Toronto, ON
Birthday	Feb 24
Member Since	Jun 08, 2010
Votes Received	3,866
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I like Joseph Gordon-Levitt. 
I also suck at time management and have forgotten a) how to write and b) what 'replying to people's messages' is because I'm an idiot. 
Did I mention that I like Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

Works

Vicarious

2 pages, updated Jun 17, 2011

A short story detailing a situation where someone wakes up as someone else - and the ensuing mental chaos.

311 reads

A Myriad of Poems from a Disturbed Mind

7 parts / 2 pages, updated May 02, 2011 PG-13

The title says it all. Read at your own risk.

4,882 reads

141

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Midnight Shift

6 parts / 10 pages, updated Apr 17, 2011 PG-13

Twelve A.M. Two guards watch over the front gate of an unremarkable, dank prison. What could go wrong? (This story is undergoing MAJOR changes right now - oh, and it's intended for mature readers. Seriously.)

9,609 reads

173

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The Void

2 parts / 5 pages, updated Feb 12, 2011 PG-13

The somewhat disturbing tale of the destruction of a city, the death of civilization, the emptiness of life, and one man's quest for redemption.

978 reads

How Not To Write A Wattpad Story

3 parts / 6 pages, updated Jul 04, 2010 PG-13

Penguins.

96,934 reads

3,312

2,916

Case Study 141

6 parts / 5 pages, updated Jun 23, 2010 PG-13

Property of the Bruckheimer Mental Asylum.

7,836 reads

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AhmedTheSloth's Reading List

M.A.I.D.S.

636,582 reads

The Theory of Parallelism

4,552 reads

Book One: Dreamscapes Of Relativity

20,798 reads

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A_ColourfulDrea...
1 month ago

Ehhhhh fellow T-Dot Sloth! And your last name is Ahmed too (well, mine is Ahmad but mehh) :3

My_Falling_Brid...
1 month ago

you're so funny!! it's really true though in you story how not to write a wattpad story how everyone spaces so much to make it seem long xD and with not adding spaces to their words lol... i'll be honest i accidentally do that because i have this very crappy keyboard that doesn't space out my words very well :D

AdzTeal
6 months ago

@ECMuseSkilletTwihard Good news, now you can...wait this is old news..and before i used to write in the memo app and post it through safari

AdzTeal
8 months ago

@ECMuseSkilletTwihard its possible in the updated version of the android app :|

catlikecupcakes
9 months ago

@shivislipknots98 would you like me to write one> I'm kinda bored xD

shivislipknots9...
10 months ago

If you do another how not to write a wattpad story do one about the gammy band one direction it extremely annoying when i see a headline like 'Babysitting For One Direction' or 'One Direction Behind My Stove'. I think Your Completely right about when there are loads of seths in storys and mr. aiden belly dancing with whipped cream on his nipples i laughed so hard i woke up my sisters

JuliaBm
10 months ago

well since your user name is ahmedthesloth im assuming you like sloths well i love sloths so i think we should be fwienddsss :) and your story how not to write a story on wattpad is the best and it seriously pisses me off when people put the whole lyrics for a song in the story like yeah 8-D

XLazy_Delinquen...
11 months ago

How Not To Write A Wattpad Story was seriously hilarious and covered most of the cliched plots xD The cast was also very funny

Sk8er360
11 months ago

Gish :) U r so hialriousssssssssssss

pinkgirl2817
1 year ago

I saw your username and laughed instantly - have you seen Ice Age?

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Vicarious

A Myriad of Poems from a Disturbed Mind

Midnight Shift

The Void

How Not To Write A Wattpad Story

Case Study 141

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