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Abercrombie_Luver

Name Alexis
Location Somewhere, Earth
Birthday Oct 20
Member Since Jan 06, 2012
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RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:
~My older sister's room is RAINBOW!
~I threw up while eating Domino's 
~I'm OBSESSED with Abercrombie! (lolz)
~I'm also obsessed with DOMO!
~My friend calles me Air Conditioner (My initials are AC)
~The first book I ever wrote was called "Secrets in The Closet" (It was really stupid and had 5 pages)
~My dad knows Justin Bieber
~I dream about indian guys on unicorns with long legs :p
~I'm sorta short. 5'1 to be exact...
~I have blue eyes that scare this kid in my science class
~I have light brown hair with blonde and red highlights
~I have an account on Miss Literati! (Sapphire221)


RILEY, MY BROTHER, I AM WATCHING YOU
YOU CAN'T HIDE IN MY CLOSET FOREVER, YOU KNOW!!!


YESHTERDAY I WENT TO THIS PLACE WHERE THEY HAVE THIS REALLY COOL BUTTER THAT IS PURPLE!!!!!!

NEVER ask my cousin to give you a present. (he'll give you socks. SOCKS!)

SUM OF ME FAVORITE FACEBOOK QUOTES:
I swear Mario is a hobo. He wakes up everyday in the same clothes, runs around in sewers, and collects coins. To buy what? MUSHROOMS.

A good friend would buy you a pregnancy test and support you as best as they can. A best friend would buy you a pregnancy test and wait outside the bathroom door yelling, "NAME IT AFTER ME!!!!!!"

I don't understand this. When my friends come over to my house and they're like ...Hey, do you have a bathroom?
And I think to myself,...Of course we don't, we poop outside...

Dear guy sitting next to me,
I can see you copying my test....Sincerely, joke's on you, I didn't study either.

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