Status: WE ARE NOT! I fucking repeat NOT gay! @ForeverFrankie and @ShonieBaby ARE FUCKING DEAD MEAT! (1 year ago)

AZ_HOTTIES

Name Spencer, Mason, Ethan, Ryan
Location Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Member Since Jan 29, 2012
Votes Received 12
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~SHARED ACCOUNT~

We (Spen, Ethan, and Ry) have a guilty pleasure, we love to wear g-strings. We're comfortable in our own skin, and we aren't afraid to show it, amazing support 'down there'

SPENCER:
I'm a whipped son of a bitch, I'd give my dick to be with someone, but he doesn't want me that way :'(
If I had to pick one thing that I couldn't live without, it would be gel, that shit works better than a hair straightener
Favourite movie? Dear John, made me cry like a woman in childbirth, i totally loved that movie

MASON
~Im respectful
~If i have time, i'll read your stuff,
~In my opinion im a good guy.
~ You can come to me for advice if you'd like.
~Taken. 

ETHAN
I steal people's hangover cures, so if you have one, make sure you copyright it before telling me what it is
My biggest fear you ask? Pubic hair and Toucan Sam, yes the one on the fruit loops boxes
Baby you light up my world like nobody else, I'm a Directioner, don't like it? Fuck you

RYAN
The Biebs is my celeb crush, that hot piece of ass, get in me, anal style
BUNNIES AND PUSSY CATS AND PUPPIES SCARE THE JIZZBALLS OUT OF ME
I got checked for STD's once, came up positive, stuck with herpes now
Apparently my flirting skills are so good, I made a woman cry ;)

SO FAN US AND WE'LL INITIATE YOU INTO OUR SECRET SOCIETY OF G-STRING OWNERS, HONORARY MEMBER BABES ;)

AWESOME PEOPLE!
@Persian_Princess@writer_girl96 -  THESE CHICKS RULE THE WORLD! WE BOW DOWN TO YOU TWO QUEENS!!
@aussiebabe1 --THIS CHICK IS A SEXY PIE
@ForeverFrankie -- THIS IS OUR MASTER, ALONG WITH CASS AND MAYA, SHE RULES US
@SexySurfers -- WE LUURVE THESE BABES! 
@FuckinGod - WE BOW DOWN MAN
@PurpleDevil --- This girl is so dangerous(;
@La_Sexy_Chica This is our fucking little sister don't fucking mess with her!
@Roses_are_green Little sister who needs to burn her dress!
@JustJosh TROJANS RULE! SUNDEVILS ASS ANYDAY BECAUSE THEY GO HAM!
@ShonieBaby -THE SEX

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FukinGod
FukinGod

5 months ago
Yes i am eating fucking ice cream - the fuck are you pansies at?
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Tmarie2710
Tmarie2710

5 months ago
Just to let it out there your all hawttt <3
Belieber4Bieber143
Belieber4Bieber...

8 months ago
You guys made me 
Laugh so hard....


8 months ago
Your profile.... Honest and strait to the point... I like it xD haha y'all hilarious
xxirishrunnergirl
xxirishrunnergi...

9 months ago
omg. your profile is honestly the funniest thing I have ever read. Ever.
hannahzbanana
hannahzbanana

10 months ago
Hey you guys are hot!!!!!!!!!!
Roses_Are_Green
Roses_Are_Green

10 months ago
Dear brothers,

WHERE ARE YOU WEIRDOS?!?!?

Sincerely, The Awesome Sister
Sydaaney
Sydaaney

11 months ago
I'm a Directioner too Ethan!! You're officially awesome for being a guy and not embarressed to say you're a, Directioner!!:)
Tobys_Gal
Tobys_Gal

11 months ago
Cheers for Ethan!! See people a GUY could LIKE One Direction! your amazing for that!! :D
Morgan_Leigh11
Morgan_Leigh11

11 months ago
Ethan is a directioner????? WOOOO!!!!! DIRECTIONERS UNITE!

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i dont have smart ass behavior. I do have a diease called sexy(;
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I still have that neclace. In my shelf bottomright corner. Left a key under the mat. Get your ass back home.
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