Brandon M. Mistler

Oh bloody hell ya found me! 

Hello, welcome to my small area, I don't upload a lot as I end up trashing a lot of what I write as I am an incompetent bastard in my writing. I enjoy metal music, Blind Guardian is my favorite band, and Agalloch are one of the best atmospheric bands I have ever listened to.

I primarily write poetry but I have a couple examples of me taking a stab at fantasy writing.

If I offend people I direct you to this:

"It's now very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights; Its actually nothing more...It's simply a whine. 'I find that offensive,' It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that," Well so fucking what? - Stephen Fry