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083113

Location	Where leprechaun babies are made. No, it's not China.
Birthday	Dec 17
Member Since	Aug 09, 2011
Votes Received	490
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Hello there, stalker.

If you're here because I left a nasty comment, I'm sorry, that wasn't my intention at all. At times I sound crankier than I intend, I think ...  I imagine that when you work hard to write something, you are concerned enough to handle constructive criticism because you care to improve and hone your skills. 

I have a borderline addiction to green tea, much to the disgust of my friends. I consider myself to be a pretty nice person, so don't be afraid to chat me up, kay? 

Want something read? Want a random chat? Want to suggest something to me? Send me a pm and off we go! (*flails arms* I'm approachable! I'm approachable!)

Now go pick on the good authors. 

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 My mind to me a kingdom is; 
 Such perfect joy therein I find 
 That it excels all other bliss 
 Which God or nature hath assign'd. 
 Though much I want that most would have, 
 Yet still my mind forbids to crave. 

 I press to bear no haughty sway, 
 I wish no more than may suffice, 
 I do no more than well I may, 
 Look, what I want my mind supplies. 
 Lo ! thus I triumph like a king, 
 My mind content with anything. 

- Sir Edward Dyer

Works

Free Verse: Aphrodisia (Poem)

1 page, updated Aug 10, 2012

tags / antonius antony aphrodisiac cleopatra greek marcus myth mythology phryne roman rome

67 reads

To Dance for a Priestess

3 pages, updated Aug 07, 2012 PG-13

There is something in the way she moves. Warning: female/female

124 reads

The Tempest

7 parts / 6 pages, updated Aug 06, 2012

He knows he needs her. He knows she loves him. He knows he only feels the pain in it all, yet he will always return, forever the submissive slave to his Lady. Warning: Dark and rated M.

619 reads

RHYME or REASON

1 page, updated Aug 06, 2012

A man tries to work on his poem while his wife nitpicks.

50 reads

Song of Eurydice

1 page, updated Apr 22, 2012

A small drabble for the oak-tree nymph Eurydice, wife of Orpheus, and a description of her innocent wraith-like splendour as she bathes in her natural habitat. It is a one-shot with many references to Greek mythology.

199 reads

A Different Hood

3 pages, updated Feb 11, 2012

It is a different take of the well-known story ‘Little Red Riding Hood’. Comedy ensues when two writer are deprived of sleep. Warning: this story is heavily retarded & has male/male.

172 reads

The Tale of the Queen

2 pages, updated Feb 06, 2012 PG-13

One-shot. It is the tale of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs but with a twist. An exploration to the story's darker implications in greater depth, this account tells o... read more

680 reads

Other Men's Wives

1 page, updated Dec 17, 2011

He thinks of lavender and regret. Set in the Regency Period. One-Shot.

526 reads

The Assassin's Tango

2 pages, updated Aug 13, 2011

The orchestra starts playing a sensual, yet violent tango tune. He grabs her and pulls her close. She arches back, following the beat. He forces her to turn, her back now against his chest. He presses his lips against her ear.

552 reads

A Geisha's Love

1 page, updated Aug 11, 2011

A young and naive painter's perspective of a geisha's subtle art of seduction.

16,570 reads

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083113's Reading List

THOSE LITTLE IRKS (Rants about...

643 reads

THE WATTPAD WRITERS RANT

536,171 reads

A Rigid Reenactment

64 reads

Message Board

Anamnesis
3 months ago

@083113 
Oh, well, personally, I love (well, I guess it's loved now) that story and some of your other works. But, I kind of get what you mean about hating a story you wrote. I get that a lot. ^^'
But, um, I was just wondering, is all. Thanks for answering my question, though.

083113
4 months ago

@Anamnesis yes, i did delete it. really sorry =/ i kinda grew to hate the story .. uh yeah, weird right? i really wasn't thinking of all the people that actually liked it.

Anamnesis
4 months ago

Hi there!
Um, I was wondering if you were the writer of 'A Queer Love Between a Cat and a Dog'?
If you are, then, um, I was wondering what happened to it? Because it's one of my favorite short stories and when I looked in my library to find it, it said it was gone.
Did you delete it? :o

zoeyhansen7
10 months ago

Hey!!!
I was wondering if you had time could you read my book
Hunter's Nightmare (werewolf genre) and give me some feedback??
Thanks :D
Cheers!!

paintedsymphony
1 year ago

Hello! I see you have some very interesting work. I've read some of your critiques which are most helpful and so would like to request one for my play write/poem. http://www.wattpad.com/story/1255694-alexander
Thank you :)

083113
1 year ago

@SaFweena Oh. That's nice. I'll check it out! (:

SaFweena
1 year ago

I MOVED TO FIGMENT... I like it there... also, I'm Sabrina the Indubitable there, so yeah.

083113
1 year ago

@CocoaHazelnutCoffee  Haha, you flatter me too much in assuming my stories are well-written. They are far from it, I assure you. If you were in a frivolous mood when you wrote so, you jest at my expense. I leave those kindly exaggerations, and express MY appreciation in giving me a fine prologue to see. Having read your story, one is left wondering who the boy is. Please, do continue on. (: 

PS: My apologies for such formal language. I’ve been reading far too much Austen novels. Damn her and her insufferable romance.  No doubt I’ll return to my former state in the near future.

DaringToBreathe
1 year ago

One of the writers I have most admired has voted for one of my stories TT^TT Thanks so much! I adore your stories...so descriptive and well-written!

083113
1 year ago

@ufruity  ooh, that's cool (: .. lol, suure. 

@XUrWorstNightmare hmm. in a room? specifically .. in a bed? hahaha, i kid, i kid. they're made in ireland, i believe. (:

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