Status: ill be updating my stories this summer. maybe even write up a new short story/poem. what d'ya think? (4 months ago)


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Birthday Dec 17
Member Since Aug 09, 2011
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Hello there, stalker.

If you're here because I left a nasty comment, I'm sorry, that wasn't my intention at all. At times I sound crankier than I intend, I think ...  I imagine that when you work hard to write something, you are concerned enough to handle constructive criticism because you care to improve and hone your skills. 

I have a borderline addiction to green tea, much to the disgust of my friends. I consider myself to be a pretty nice person, so don't be afraid to chat me up, kay? 

Want something read? Want a random chat? Want to suggest something to me? Send me a pm and off we go! (*flails arms* I'm approachable! I'm approachable!)

Now go pick on the good authors. 


 My mind to me a kingdom is; 
 Such perfect joy therein I find 
 That it excels all other bliss 
 Which God or nature hath assign'd. 
 Though much I want that most would have, 
 Yet still my mind forbids to crave. 

 I press to bear no haughty sway, 
 I wish no more than may suffice, 
 I do no more than well I may, 
 Look, what I want my mind supplies. 
 Lo ! thus I triumph like a king, 
 My mind content with anything. 

- Sir Edward Dyer




2 pages, updated Feb 09, 2014G
tags / fine ticket
19 reads votes 1 comments 1
The Pick Up Line

The Pick Up Line

2 pages, updated Feb 09, 2014PG
tags / lines pick pub
22 reads votes 1 comments 1
Free Verse: Aphrodisia (Poem)

Free Verse: Aphrodisia (Poem)

1 page, updated Aug 10, 2012GCompleted
148 reads votes 13 comments 2
To Dance for a Priestess

To Dance for a Priestess

3 pages, updated Aug 07, 2012PG-13
There is something in the way she moves. Warning: female/female
511 reads votes 18 comments 6
The Tempest

The Tempest

7 parts / 5 pages, updated Aug 06, 2012R
He knows he needs her. He knows she loves him. He knows he only feels the pain in it all, yet he will always return, forever the submissive slave to his Lady. Warning: Dark and rated M.
974 reads votes 34 comments 8


1 page, updated Aug 06, 2012GCompleted
A man tries to work on his poem while his wife nitpicks.
67 reads votes 7 comments 1
Song of Eurydice

Song of Eurydice

1 page, updated Apr 22, 2012GCompleted
A small drabble for the oak-tree nymph Eurydice, wife of Orpheus, and a description of her innocent wraith-like splendour as she bathes in her natural habitat. It is a one-shot with many references to Greek mythology.
265 reads votes 18 comments 12
A Different Hood

A Different Hood

3 pages, updated Feb 11, 2012PGPicturesCompleted
It is a different take of the well-known story ‘Little Red Riding Hood’. Comedy ensues when two writer are deprived of sleep. Warning: this story is heavily retarded & has male/male.
238 reads votes 8 comments 3
The Tale of the Queen

The Tale of the Queen

2 pages, updated Feb 06, 2012PG-13VideoPicturesCompleted
One-shot. It is the tale of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs but with a twist. An exploration to the story's darker implications in greater depth, this account tells o... read more
853 reads votes 31 comments 16
Other Men's Wives

Other Men's Wives

1 page, updated Dec 17, 2011GCompleted
He thinks of lavender and regret. Set in the Regency Period. One-Shot.
700 reads votes 20 comments 13

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