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Name Helena (Hell-lee-nah)
Location The Land Down Under - Home of the vegimite sandwhiches
Birthday Mar 02
Member Since Sep 06, 2010
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Ello! My name's Helena!
Whats yours?

I'm Aussie, and a little bit odd. I study engineering - which probably contributed to my part-insanity - but I tend to spend more time trowling facebook and wattpad that actually studying.
I suck at spelling and grammer and tend to use a LOT of commas and these things ; -  Without microsoft word, I would have failed highschool english. Haha, actually that's probably a lie. But I wouldn't have done as well! 

I have an unhealthy obsession with cows. You would probably get scared if you saw my college room. 

If music didn't exist, I would die. Litterally. I listen to pretty much everything, and I've even categerised it all into happy and wallowing songs - depending on what mood I'm in. Yeah, I'm weird.

What I hate the most, in the whole entire world, is doing laundry. Don't ask me why, I thought we'd already established I was odd.

Odd is probably my new favorite word.

I'm also a professional whitewash surfer, procrastinator and puddle-jumper. A hair brush singer, tree climber and speed eater. I'm also really, really, freakishly tall.... Ok, maybe not THAT tall. But I am tall.

I'm a pretty decent clarinet player, and can also fumble out a tune on the piano, sax and guitar...

I love getting comments on my work! It's what keeps me writing and so far, The Zachary Donovan Enigma is the longer story I've ever written. Usually I get bored after seven or so chapters and start on something else. But I'm dertermined to get this one FINISHED. 

Goal number one: Finish a novel!
and number two, make some wattpadian friends. =)

I love meeting new people, so if you ever see me online I'm probably bored or procrastinating on something. So either come say HI, or tell me to get some friggin work done!

And now I'm running out of space. Another thing I hate, word limits!!! If you wanna know anything else about me, or about my stories, or maybe you just wanna talk about your granny's undies. Whatever, drop me a line sometime. =)



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