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-vintage_rose-

Name Jaimii
Location In forest with werewolf friends duh!
Member Since Jul 27, 2011
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The names ⓛⓔⓘⓖⓗ, ⓙⓐⓘⓜⓘⓘ ⓛⓔⓘⓖⓗ... Haha 

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ⓡⓐⓝⓓⓔⓜ ⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖⓢ ⓘ ⓢⓐⓨ: 

Flying ants? Its either a fly or ant

'OH MY GOSH i thought the lollie you were eating was your tongue'

'im gonna go to the beach on a sunny day and pour glitter all over me and say 'LOOK IM A VAMPIRE!'

' you know i dont know what my parents cars look like sometimes, so i can see myself jumping into the wrong car then saying a random thing to have the driver slam his head down on the stearing wheel'

'randoming singing a inapropiate song during maths and having people look at you like you belong in mental house'

'me- mum look at this *doing a magic finger trick (which is awesome)*
mum- i dont no whats worse, you thinking its awsome or u finding it amusing
me- probably the amusing one, coz it is kinda funny
mum- crazy child *starts mumbling under breath*

"Mum you know how people pronounce Megan in 2 different ways?
mum- yes
well did one of them come from America and the other from England?
mum- *palm slam* they coming from the same origin 
but it doesnt because they're pronounced differently so 1 comes from England
mum- *pushes me out of the stopped car for school, literally*

'I planted some noddles into the ground and 2 weeks later a plant started growing'

'driving through a hungry jacks drive through and they say they dont sell slushys with the meal
me- thats a bloody rippa!
mum- oh my god Jaimii, (unbelievable laughter)'

(friends talking about one direction) Zayn's half belguim or watever
me- ZAYNS HALF VIRGIN?!! how can u be half virgin?
(friends)- laughing, looking at me weirdly and shaking their heads at me...

'People always call me crazy and mental, but im never going to a therapist, why? well let me spell it out for you, the-rapist, im never laying in that room' 

'me- found out there are cows also in america
mum- oh my goodness (looks at me like im not her child and belong to a mental hospital'

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I think your confusing two books into one? :/ coz I haven't deleted any chapters or even considered werewolf hunters, ahaha. Sorry..
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Ahaha why thanks! :)
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No worries :)
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I will! :)
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Ahaha sorry for the wait and cheers. You'll just have to wait for the next chapter. There's gonna be a few different POV ;)
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