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-1812-

Name Napoleon Bonaparte
Location Paris, France, 1812
Birthday Aug 15
Member Since Jun 14, 2011
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All Hail Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte the First, Lord of France!

In all seriousness, I'm actually 1812, Alyssa, Darky, or my pseudonym, Scarlette Noelle. A chanté.

I also ask that you don't ask me to read your story unless you actually know me. I call that spam. We behead spammers in France even though we're past that Reign of Terror. 

As far as you know, I'm a french conquer who owns a great deal of the world and is currently at war with Britain. I also might be a 16 year old high school student with a love for fantasy, historical fiction, and a bit of science fiction who would demolish you in a battle of wits. 

Also, apparently having a birthday in the 18th century isn't a valid birth date, so instead I had to say 1900 -- despite how unrealistic is it. 

Maintenant, il y a mes histoires. Or for all of you lowly Englishmen, my stories:
1. In Ever Silence: Fantasy / Political / Adventure (Completed/Rewriting)
2. Scarlet Shadow: Paranormal / Mystery / Romance Novella (Completed/Editing)
3. Eye of the Storm: Political Fantistorical  (Completed/Editing)
4. The Isle of Gramarye: Fantasy / Mystery / Adventure (Currently Writing)
5. Falling: Science Fiction/Romance Short Story (Completed)
6. The Queen's Shadow: Fantistorical Mystery Adventure (Currently Writing)

And for your convenience, a Mary Sue test. Enjoy. 
http://www.ponylandpress.com/ms-test.html

Works

The Queen's Shadow

The Queen's Shadow

2 parts / 7 pages, updated Apr 24, 2013PG-13
On a quest for power and an end to his low station within the court of France, Benedict goes to the one noble whom he knows can match his intellect and aid in his pre... read more
84 reads votes 7 comments 23
The Isle of Gramarye

The Isle of Gramarye

18 parts / 102 pages, updated Mar 10, 2013PG-13
The town of Mercy is under the attack of a serial killer, the Grein Veil Killer. When not only murderers, but thieves, rapists, and charlatans plague the streets of t... read more
1,709 reads votes 139 comments 216
Falling

Falling

Science Fiction #772
15 pages, updated Feb 23, 2013PG-13Completed
Lucia Winters lives unnoticed in a small north-eastern town by the shore. Suffering from memory that doesn’t work more often than it does and strange blackouts, she finds her symp... read more
160 reads votes 17 comments 26
Eye of the Storm

Eye of the Storm

30 parts / 121 pages, updated Sep 27, 2012PG-13Completed
Lord Claude Noyade of the Drowning Manor seemed the normal socialite among the courts of Elton, but when the time of year comes when the ladies of court begin to ask for ... read more
6,394 reads votes 210 comments 305
Scarlet Shadow

Scarlet Shadow

8 parts / 32 pages, updated Jul 24, 2012PG-13Completed
Diana Scarlet Woodrow used to know the glamorous life of a fresh out of college associate at one of the best law firms in the city, living on her father's money and the pro... read more
1,130 reads votes 88 comments 122
In Ever Silence

In Ever Silence

75 parts / 222 pages, updated Mar 28, 2012PG-13Completed
Baron Garzon has died, and the time has come for new baron to succeed him—a time his entire barony has been dreading. Banni, a young new recruit into the Drace army and new... read more
93,562 reads votes 937 comments 452

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HunnayCakes
HunnayCakes

1 day ago
Oh god. First there's the ferret sprouting unholy wings, and now you're strutting around on a horse after having a sex change in order to fit in those form fitting trousers.

What has the world come to?
Ferretlp
Ferretlp

1 week ago
Damn prepositions. 
Ferretlp
Ferretlp

1 week ago
*PRO
Ferretlp
Ferretlp

1 week ago
@-1812- VIVA CAESAR DOMINUS ET DUES IMPERATOR PER VIVA
-1812-
-1812-

1 week ago
@theolddarkness No, Italy is Italy. Rome is a city IN Italy. France is still France. 

@Ferretlp VIVE NAPOLEON!
Ferretlp
Ferretlp

1 week ago
@-1812-@theolddarkness VIVA CAESAR IMPERATOR
theolddarkness
theolddarkness

1 week ago
@-1812- Rome = Italy. Plus, All of france put together is less interesting than Rome.
-1812-
-1812-

1 week ago
@theolddarkness But the country of France does. And countries > cities. Understand, Vampy?
theolddarkness
theolddarkness

1 week ago
@-1812- your picture is of Napoleon - the french empire no longer exists either.
-1812-
-1812-

1 week ago
@theolddarkness No longer exists.

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@heyits_mazz Shortening sentences to reduce grammatical error is a terrible idea. Especially when you can just read it over and fix it. Either...
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Do you know what paragraphs are? You need them.
NO ESCAPE!.........ENSLAVED...

@beckyboo11 Oh okay, I still have no idea what you mean by oppressive though x)
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@beckyboo11 what do you mean by oppressive? because I can't imagine my other books are less so O.o
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@heyits_mazz 'kay, thanks :)
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