The Grinch of Valentine's Day
February 14, 2000
Marlo Herenzer: He's like the Scrooge of Valentine's Day, the Grinch of Salem, Oregon. Valentine's Day? To him, just another useless, pathetic holiday he must put up with, another excuse for people to be mindless and dumb, stupid and for them to squeal a lot.
Marlo Herenzer loathes this holiday so much...will he ever find love? Not, of course, that he's looking.
It's a good thing his Aunt Hattie's looking for him!