This is one of *those* stories I suppose. Full of adventure, fantasy, romance and all the usual... well not yet anyways. But it will do. But in other ways its not. This is realistic. Ever wondered in fantasy/adventure why they never go to the loo? Or why they never brush their teeth? Or even why when the evil bad guy kidnaps the beautiful princess he *never* tries to sully her a bit? I mean I would if I were an evil so and so right? So yes, this story, it tries to answer all that. All the while encapsulating love, hate, humour, good and evil, fate and choice and all the other blasted things that make up a good story. This is a story that tries to be as realistic (in some ways) as a fantasy story can be. And who knows, maybe in some other universe, this story is true. You can never tell with the multi-verse. I realise that I haven't actually told you what this story's about. It has all of the usual: mythological creatures, pirates, evil things, medusa, big freaking swords (BFS) and even quite a few naughty bits. So if your still interested and want to know what the hell I'm talking about... Sit down, make yourself comfortable and listen. For I am the storyteller. And this is my story, the story of Dreamscapes within the Realms of Relativity.