Happy Birthday Immortal! Let's see what your friends got you...
I don't know where this came from. Just a stupid idea that came up while writing on something different. ugh.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA!!! holy heck! XD XD i'm dying! you killed me! i broke my foot and i blame you XD XD XD XD XD XD
Why does this feel like a thing they would really do? Oh yeah, because they would XD