41 Ways to Kill Someone With a Banana

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Faithe Ondracek By Faithe Ondracek Updated 3 years ago
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW YOU KILL SOMEONE WITH A BANANA? WELL IN THIS STORY BY FAITHEFAYFAEONDRCAEK, YOU CAN LEARN!!!!! With extras including fun facts, this story will make you laugh.  the squeamish probably shouldnt read :)
I knew you could do that, i just didn't know how, so yeah, A
Get a bow and use the banana as an arrow. Shoot the banana in their mouth causing them to choke.
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Me and my cousin just read this and literally, for some odd reason, almost died of laughter! It was funny, I may or may not use it for some help..... I mean who would suspect killing to be done with a banana?
You should make more ways to kill people with household stuff. :3
LOL. I have a bunch of bananas..I wonder what kind of damage I could do with it. ~gets my ninja on and banana nunchucks the shit out f my sister~ HELLS YEA