41 Ways to Kill Someone With a Banana

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Faithe Ondracek By Faithe Ondracek Updated 3 years ago
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW YOU KILL SOMEONE WITH A BANANA? WELL IN THIS STORY BY FAITHEFAYFAEONDRCAEK, YOU CAN LEARN!!!!! With extras including fun facts, this story will make you laugh.  the squeamish probably shouldnt read :)
I want to know how to ki!! someone with banana, that I can take a banana to my school and ki!! everybody (expext my friends)
I knew you could do that, i just didn't know how, so yeah, A
Get a bow and use the banana as an arrow. Shoot the banana in their mouth causing them to choke.
You should make more ways to kill people with household stuff. :3
LOL. I have a bunch of bananas..I wonder what kind of damage I could do with it. ~gets my ninja on and banana nunchucks the shit out f my sister~ HELLS YEA
Hmm... Interesting. (note to self find banana and kill brother with it...)